Donate SIGN UP

Rondy

1001 to 1020 of 2517

First Previous 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 Next Last

Avatar Image
Rondy

Apple

A 4-year old son was eating an apple in the back seat of the car, when he asked, "Daddy, why is my apple turning brown?" "Because," his dad explained, "after you ate the skin off, the meat of the...
14:59 Mon 31st Oct 20221 answer, last by maggiebee 15:03 Mon 31st Oct 2022
Avatar Image
Rondy

New Car

A chap buys a new Mercedes he turns on the radio and nothing happens so he goes back to the showroom and shouts "When i pay £50.000 for a car i expect the radio to work" The salesman explains that the...
12:25 Mon 31st Oct 2022
Avatar Image
Rondy

Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

The quiz of the week is tonight at 7pm. (British time) It will be a quick 20 questions all easy. https://stin.to/f0blx#...
18:41 Sun 30th Oct 2022
Avatar Image
Rondy

New Girlfriend.

After dropping my new girlfriend home the other night after our first date, she told me I'd have to wait 3 months before she would have sex with me. I told her I totally understood and respected her...
17:59 Sun 30th Oct 20221 answer, last by Patsy33 18:07 Sun 30th Oct 2022
Avatar Image
Rondy

Burglary

When Birkenhead resident Richie Haven's house was burgled recently, thieves ignored his wide screen plasma TV, his VCR, and even left his Rolex watch. What they did take, however, was a white...
10:09 Sun 30th Oct 2022
Avatar Image
Rondy

Lipstick

According to a news report, a certain private school was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls had begun to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was...
17:42 Sat 29th Oct 2022
Avatar Image
Rondy

Half A Lettuce

A man in the North Wales supermarket tries to buy half a head of lettuce. Dave the produce assistant tells him that they sell only whole heads of lettuce. The man persists and asks to see the manager....
14:14 Fri 28th Oct 20223 answers, last by Spicerack 21:15 Fri 28th Oct 2022
Avatar Image
Rondy

Two Priests

Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They undress and step into the showers before they realize there is no soap. Father John says he has soap in his room and goes to get it, not...
14:05 Thu 27th Oct 20222 answers, last by William51 09:06 Sat 29th Oct 2022
Avatar Image
Rondy

Shopping Trip

A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She began her day by finding a lovely pair of shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress in a sale in the second shop. In the third everything was reduced to...
17:38 Wed 26th Oct 20221 answer, last by DTCwordfan 17:45 Wed 26th Oct 2022
Avatar Image
Rondy

Bricks

I went to the builders yard the other day and said "i want to buy some bricks please" "How many would you like?" said the chap "About 8000." i said "That's a lot of brick." he said "What are you...
10:57 Wed 26th Oct 2022
Avatar Image
Rondy

Clever Dog

A bloke walks into a pub and sees three men and a dog playing poker. He says to the landlord, "flip me, that must be one clever dog." "Not really", said the landlord. "Every time he gets a good hand...
14:10 Tue 25th Oct 20223 answers, last by DTCwordfan 15:07 Tue 25th Oct 2022
Avatar Image
Rondy

The Builder

A builder says to a girl in a nightclub, "I have an 8" penis & can make love all night." The next morning she says, "You said you had an 8" penis & could last all night but it was only 5" & you lasted...
13:54 Tue 25th Oct 2022
Avatar Image
Rondy

Theft

Recently thieves struck at my local British Legion club. club and they stole the new L.c.d television from the lounge. I blame the committee for this because they put it where everyone could see it....
15:21 Mon 24th Oct 20222 answers, last by ZebuSanctuary 15:39 Mon 24th Oct 2022
Avatar Image
Rondy

A Woman's Work

Housework was a woman's job, but one evening, Jenny arrived home from work to find the children bathed, one load of laundry in the washer and another in the dryer. Dinner was on the stove, and the...
08:06 Sun 23rd Oct 20223 answers, last by Bazile 11:11 Sun 23rd Oct 2022
Avatar Image
Rondy

Thoughts For The Day

Thoughts for the day: Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car. A penny saved is a government oversight. The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right...
13:07 Sat 22nd Oct 202210 answers, last by Spicerack 20:46 Sat 22nd Oct 2022
Avatar Image
Rondy

Poo

A little girl walks in to the lounge one Sunday morning where her Daddy is reading the paper. "Where does poo come from?" she asks. Father feeling a little perturbed that his 5 year old daughter is...
11:38 Thu 20th Oct 20221 answer, last by Canary42 18:25 Fri 21st Oct 2022
Avatar Image
Rondy

Jungle Holiday

One day a trio of pals were on a jungle holiday together when they were caught by a tribal group. Before they were about to be executed, they pleaded with Dinah, Queen of the Tribe for mercy. She...
14:47 Wed 19th Oct 2022
Avatar Image
Rondy

Doctor

A man was getting married to a doctor's daughter. At the wedding reception, the father of the bride stood to read his toast, which he had scribbled on a piece of scrap paper. Several times during his...
14:18 Wed 19th Oct 20221 answer, last by William51 19:05 Thu 20th Oct 2022
Avatar Image
Rondy

Theft

To the person that broke into my car and stole my anti-depressants: I hope you're happy now!
11:35 Wed 19th Oct 20223 answers, last by Sado 18:49 Thu 27th Oct 2022
Avatar Image
Rondy

Crossword

Debbie and Dinah Thomas were doing a crossword "Cant get this clue" said Dinah flightless bird from Iceland two words first word six letters second word seven letters" Debbie thought for a bit and...
17:16 Tue 18th Oct 20221 answer, last by Canary42 10:42 Wed 19th Oct 2022

1001 to 1020 of 2517

First Previous 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 Next Last