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Funnies

I asked my friend, "What part of America is your wife from?" He said, "Alaska" I said, "I thought you'd know" ___________ I don't see my wife and kids anymore due to my gambling… I won the lottery and...
19:53 Fri 14th Oct 2022
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Saturday Night Out

All last week my good lady was moaning that i didn't take her out on Saturday nights, So this week as a treat i booked us a table for 8pm What a waste of time that was She did nothing but moan and...
17:22 Wed 12th Oct 20227 answers, last by DTCwordfan 18:16 Thu 13th Oct 2022
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Funnies

When I was in the pub last night I overheard a couple of idiots saying that they wouldn't feel safe on an aircraft if they knew the pilot was a woman! What a pair of sexist beggars. I mean, it's not...
17:15 Wed 12th Oct 20222 answers, last by DTCwordfan 18:33 Thu 13th Oct 2022
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Cinema

Patrick decides to go to the cinema he buys a ticket and goes in to watch the film. Five minutes later he comes out and buys another ticket and goes back in Five minutes later he comes out and asks...
11:05 Wed 12th Oct 2022
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Adoption

After years of wondering why he didn't look like his younger sister or brother, a young man finally got up the nerve to ask his mother if he was adopted. "Yes, you were son," his mother said as she...
14:19 Tue 11th Oct 20225 answers, last by fourteen85 08:21 Wed 12th Oct 2022
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Petsmart

Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Pedigree Pet food for Scooter my wonder dog at Petsmart and was about to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. (What did she think I had, an...
14:14 Tue 11th Oct 20221 answer, last by teacher1 14:17 Tue 11th Oct 2022
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Remember Shane Warne

Remember the great Shane Warne, a real ladies man. Shane Warne's team mates were perplexed to see Shane with women's panties on his arm. Shane bowled a few overs but no one dare ask him about the...
13:51 Tue 11th Oct 20221 answer, last by DTCwordfan 13:59 Tue 11th Oct 2022
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News Headlines

News headlines: Iraqi head seeks arms Queen Mary having bottom scraped Is there a ring of debris around Uranus? Prostitutes appeal to Pope Panda mating fails - veterinarian takes over NJ judge to rule...
11:09 Tue 11th Oct 20223 answers, last by cruciverbals 11:37 Mon 28th Nov 2022
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Ryanair

A Ryanair captain is making an announcement to passengers as follows: "Ladies and gentlemen, the oxygen masks have dropped down. A stewardess will be along shortly to charge you for them. The charge...
18:06 Mon 10th Oct 20224 answers, last by DTCwordfan 07:51 Tue 11th Oct 2022
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Yorkshire

One day a woman from died and it hurt her husband who loved her dreadfully. So he got in touch with the finest head stone carver he could find - a man from Yorkshire. He said I wish to have on her...
13:46 Mon 10th Oct 20221 answer, last by DTCwordfan 13:49 Mon 10th Oct 2022
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It's The Way I Tell Em.

Congratulations to me! I just made my last mortgage payment! I still owe £262,000, but I'm just not going pay them anymore. ___________ My girlfriend accused me of cheating. I told her she was...
17:49 Sun 09th Oct 20221 answer, last by maggiebee 15:10 Mon 10th Oct 2022
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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

Quiz of the week is tonight at 7pm. (British time) Just follow the link below to join in the fun. https://stin.to/f0blx#...
15:32 Sun 09th Oct 2022
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Public Toilets

Sign on door of public toilets : " OWING TO INDUSTRIAL ACTION THESE PREMISES WILL BE CLOSED TOMORROW, SORRY FOR THE INCONVIENCE ". Someone had written underneath it - " Please do as much as you can...
14:58 Sun 09th Oct 2022
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Job Interview

Rick, fresh out of accounting school, went to a interview for a good paying job. The company boss asked various questions about him and his education, but then asked him, "What is three times seven?"...
14:09 Sat 08th Oct 20221 answer, last by Hopkirk 14:14 Sat 08th Oct 2022
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Liz Truss

A Doctor and his patient were discussing Liz Truss winning the PM vote. Patient: "She's a Post Turtle!" Doctor: "What do you mean?" Patient: "Well, You know when you're driving down the road and all...
16:21 Fri 07th Oct 20227 answers, last by Hymie 16:34 Sat 08th Oct 2022
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Beans

During lunch at work, i ate 3 helpings of of beans which I know I shouldn't of... When I got home, my wife seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly, "Darling I have a surprise for dinner...
15:00 Fri 07th Oct 2022
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Help Desk

Magazine help desk: Dear Walter, I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't driven more than a mile down the road...
09:20 Fri 07th Oct 20221 answer, last by Tilly2 09:22 Fri 07th Oct 2022
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Home Remedies

Home remedies: 1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP. 2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY...
15:47 Thu 06th Oct 20221 answer, last by Spicerack 15:55 Thu 06th Oct 2022
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An Essex Girl

An Essexgirl is involved in a nasty car crash and is trapped and bleeding. The paramedics soon arrive on site. Medic: 'It's OK I'm a paramedic and I'm going to ask you some questions?' Girl: 'OK'...
11:56 Thu 06th Oct 20228 answers, last by zebo 21:09 Thu 06th Oct 2022
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The Three Bears

Baby Bear goes downstairs, sits in his small chair at the table. He looks into his small bowl. It is empty. 'Who's been eating my porridge?!?' he squeaks. Daddy Bear arrives at the big table and sits...
12:49 Wed 05th Oct 20223 answers, last by jno 16:31 Wed 05th Oct 2022

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