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Polish Born

Jan and Ivanski were both born and bred in Poland and decided to emigrate, Jan favoured Sweden he was used to the cold and he liked their way of life, Ivanski wanted to go to Morroco ..he fancied...
12:16 Mon 12th Sep 2022
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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

QUIZ of the week is tonight at 7pm (British time) Just follow the link below to join in the fun. All easy questions and it only takes about 30 minutes. https://stin.to/f0blx#...
17:10 Sun 11th Sep 2022
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Lucky Find?

A man found a wage packet in the street, took a look inside and exclaimed "Look at that ! i really am disappointed and disgusted !" His mate says "what's up with you, you've just had the luck to find...
14:23 Sun 11th Sep 20224 answers, last by jno 15:16 Sun 11th Sep 2022
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Excuses

Excuses: I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think...
09:07 Sun 11th Sep 2022
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Three Daughters

Mother had 3 virgin daughters who were all getting married in quick succession. As the mother was concerned about their first experiences, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the...
18:09 Sat 10th Sep 20221 answer, last by klazomaniac 18:27 Sat 10th Sep 2022
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New Watch

When he was a lad, Roland noticed his friend was wearing a solid gold watch. "Where did you get that watch from?" he asked. His friend replied that he had promised not to tell, but since it was Roland...
15:53 Sat 10th Sep 2022
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Master Of The House

A husband had just finished reading the book, 'MAN OF THE HOUSE'. He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife, pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to...
12:11 Sat 10th Sep 2022
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Beautiful

One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" twice in the same sentence. First, she called on little Susie, who...
12:18 Fri 09th Sep 20223 answers, last by Canary42 14:04 Fri 09th Sep 2022
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Fun In Asda

Some things I'd like to do in Asda: Some of these could be fun ... 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's trollies when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in...
17:40 Thu 08th Sep 20224 answers, last by Canary42 14:42 Fri 09th Sep 2022
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The Seven Dwarfs

The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican , and because they are the seven dwarfs, they are immediately ushered in to see the Pope. Grumpy leads the pack. 'Grumpy, my son,' says the Pope, 'What can I do for...
12:40 Thu 08th Sep 20224 answers, last by Tuvok 21:15 Thu 08th Sep 2022
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Who Wants To Be A Millionaire

Chav is doing well on "Who wants to be a Millionaire" He's got £500,000. Chris Tarrant asks him the big question for million quid. "Chav, for £1million, who was the great train robber? Was it: A,...
11:03 Wed 07th Sep 20222 answers, last by Patsy33 17:57 Wed 07th Sep 2022
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In Trouble

Yesterday my daughter e-mailed me again asking why I didn't do something useful with my time.......... Like sitting around the pool and drinking wine is not a good thing. Talking about my "doing...
18:48 Tue 06th Sep 20221 answer, last by William51 18:53 Tue 06th Sep 2022
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Three Foxes

Three Foxes were all caught by the leg in t farmers snares( sorry about this but they were English, Scotish and Irish). The sound of hounds coming toward them sparks them into action. The English fox...
17:58 Tue 06th Sep 20221 answer, last by William51 18:48 Tue 06th Sep 2022
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Attack

A slug is heading home one morning when he gets set upon by 4 snails. He goes to the police station to report the attack. The policeman asks the slug if he could describe any of the attackers. 'Sorry'...
11:09 Tue 06th Sep 2022
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Some Poetry

Mary had a little pig, She kept it fat and plastered; And when the price of pork went up, She shot the little ***. Mary had a little lamb Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her,...
09:35 Tue 06th Sep 2022
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Student Doctors

While making his rounds, a doctor points out an x-ray to a group of medical students. "As you can see," he says, "The patient limps because his left fibula and tibia are radically arched." The doctor...
17:37 Mon 05th Sep 20221 answer, last by William51 18:11 Mon 05th Sep 2022
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Smoking Spliffs

Three men are sitting in room smoking cannabis. After a few spliffs they run out of gear. One of the men stands up and says, “Look, we've got loads more tobacco, I'll just nip into the kitchen and...
14:43 Mon 05th Sep 20222 answers, last by Samuraisan 11:51 Tue 06th Sep 2022
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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

The link for tonight's quiz below. It starts at 7pm (British time) Only takes about 30 minutes. https://stin.to/f0blx#...
15:40 Sun 04th Sep 2022
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Christmas Present

Christmas morning a boy rides down the road on his brand new bike when a cop on a horse rides up beside him and says "Did Santa bring you that bike?" "yea" the boy replies. "Well maybe next year you...
12:26 Sun 04th Sep 20221 answer, last by Canary42 12:55 Sun 04th Sep 2022

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