Master Of The House

[Rondy]

A husband had just finished reading the book, 'MAN OF THE HOUSE'.

He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife, pointing

a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I

am the man of this house, and my word is law!

I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm

finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward.

Then, after dinner, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

His wife replied, "The funeral director would be my guess."