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A man is teasing his ex-wifes new lover

"What's it like using a second-hand f@nny?" he says. "No problem" says the other guy. "After the first two inches, it's brand new."
16:16 Mon 13th Oct 20084 answers, last by Trojanfarce 12:34 Tue 14th Oct 2008
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I made love to a deaf and dumb girl

Felt a bit guilty later, though. Had to break her fingers so she didn't tell anyone.
16:14 Mon 13th Oct 20085 answers, last by sallabananas 12:38 Tue 14th Oct 2008
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Weeds

I have a weed in my garden, which I cannot kill , no matter how hard I try. I have tried most weed-killers, and none of them seem to work. Sometimes, it looks as if I have destroyed the damn thing,...
14:47 Thu 18th Sep 20084 answers, last by Vincent56 16:20 Tue 23rd Sep 2008
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Bloke found dead in a stream.

He had a dildo stuck up his ar$e and was dressed in stockings, suspenders, high heels and a Liverpool football shirt. Police have removed the shirt to save his family from any embarrasment.
16:20 Wed 27th Aug 20089 answers, last by Avatar 13:10 Wed 10th Sep 2008
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Camera stolen

My camera was stolen last week while I was on holiday in Croatia. The most disappointing thing is that I had taken (about 200) some wonderful photos, which obviously have been lost. Can anyone direct...
18:25 Sat 16th Aug 20084 answers, last by Iamblue 09:06 Mon 18th Aug 2008
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Ever wish you had heard the whole conversation?

As I was getting off the train yesterday, I heard a young girl (about 16, I guess) say, on her mobile phone: "And if he tries to put it in there again, I'll rip the bl00dy thing off." I had to laugh...
10:56 Thu 31st Jul 20086 answers, last by Hellyon 14:25 Thu 31st Jul 2008
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jj 72

What happened to JJ72? I thought they had a huge future ahead of them. And isn't Hilary Woods the most gorgeous woman in the world?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0j7HLSNq-8&fea ture=related
15:23 Wed 30th Jul 20086 answers, last by billymac 23:43 Thu 31st Jul 2008
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Paddy goes on holiday

And asks Murphy if he wanted any cigarettes brought back. " To be sure" says Murphy, "I'd like 200 Marlboro". Two weeks later, they meet in a pub. "Here are your fags,Murphy", says Paddy. "That'll be...
12:50 Mon 14th Jul 2008
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Ignore last joke. Try this instead

Man WITH NO ARMS enters a masturbating competition. Poor sod didn't come anywhere. PS. No wonder I never made it as a comedian.
17:38 Tue 08th Jul 2008
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Man. Master Of The House

Husband has just finished reading a book entitled: "Man, Master Of The House". He calls to his wife and says: "I am master of this house, and you will do just as I say. First, you will cook me the...
09:13 Mon 07th Jul 2008
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Duran Duran

Does anyone know who are supporting Duran Duran at Nottingham Arena on Sunday?
14:27 Wed 02nd Jul 20087 answers, last by Iamblue 15:18 Mon 07th Jul 2008
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When can you tell that a woman is going to say something sensible?

When she starts by saying: "My husband told me......"
13:46 Wed 02nd Jul 2008
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Florida Keys

I am thinking of taking a driving holiday in the Florida Keys, perhaps from Miami. I was wondering when would be the best time of the year to travel ? Also, is two weeks sufficient time to get from...
17:55 Mon 30th Jun 20085 answers, last by Iamblue 14:10 Tue 01st Jul 2008
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Goldenballs

Is this the worst "game"??? show ever. The only "skill" is to lie and cheat and if you are honest you usually go home with nothing. I used to love Jasper Carrot,...
15:13 Fri 20th Jun 20086 answers, last by Petal~flower 00:51 Sat 21st Jun 2008
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Big Brother

Auditions for next years Big Brother are to be held on the same day and in the same studio as the Jeremy Kyle Show, to save would-be cotestants the hassle of having to make the same trip twice.
14:40 Mon 16th Jun 2008
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Big Brother

Has it finished yet? If not, when will it be safe to turn on Channel 4 again? TIA
09:00 Mon 16th Jun 20085 answers, last by happy_face 14:40 Tue 17th Jun 2008
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Whats the difference

between a sixty-nine and a mugging? With a sixty-nine, you see the c**t coming.
17:07 Thu 12th Jun 20081 answer, last by Desperado 11:01 Fri 13th Jun 2008
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Sky Plus

I recently had a sky-plus box installed, and I am having a problem with it when watching certain recorded programmes. The problem seems to mainly involve the blue studio lighting used in many...
17:08 Tue 10th Jun 20082 answers, last by Iamblue 17:15 Tue 10th Jun 2008

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