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Two Dwarfs

Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two Prostitutes and take them to their separate hotel rooms. The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection. His depression is made worse by the...
17:11 Sat 20th Aug 2022
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A Woman's Poem

A woman's poem: He didn't like the casserole And he didn't like my cake. My biscuits were too hard... Not like his mother used to make. I didn't perk the coffee right He didn't like the stew, I didn't...
11:46 Fri 19th Aug 20222 answers, last by Canary42 15:06 Fri 19th Aug 2022
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Italian Stallion

A virile, young Italian man was relaxing at his favorite bar in Rome, when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde. Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to his apartment,...
16:09 Thu 18th Aug 2022
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Aa

An AA van was parked outside my house this morning. The driver had his head resting on his arms which were crossed over the steering wheel. He was visibly sobbing. I said to the wife "I think he's...
16:01 Wed 17th Aug 2022
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News Flash

This just in from the BBC news site: In an attempt to halt the spread of the deadly Bird Flu virus the Irish Air Force have just bombed the Canary Islands.........
09:23 Wed 17th Aug 20222 answers, last by Canary42 14:50 Wed 17th Aug 2022
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Our Decorator

When the decorator had finished I paid him and gave him an extra £10 and told him to take the missus to the movies. A few hours later he came back all dressed up. "Have you forgotten something?" I...
12:51 Tue 16th Aug 2022
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Turning 16

It was many years ago since the embarrassing day when a young woman, with a baby in her arms, entered his butcher shop and confronted him with the news that the baby was his and asked what was he...
12:26 Tue 16th Aug 2022
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Two Skinheads

Two skinheads were walking down the road to the pub. First skinhead looked up at the sky and said to his mate "What would you do if a bird crapped on your head?" ------- Second skinhead, thought for a...
16:40 Mon 15th Aug 20221 answer, last by Arksided 16:42 Mon 15th Aug 2022
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The Gas Men

Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood. They parked their truck the end of the alley and worked their way to...
12:01 Mon 15th Aug 20226 answers, last by Arksided 07:30 Tue 16th Aug 2022
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Coffee

Paddy is fitting a kitchen in a posh house when the woman asks him if he'd like something to drink. Paddy accepts and soon after the woman brings him a mug of coffee. "Excellent coffee, to be sure,"...
06:35 Mon 15th Aug 20221 answer, last by Chipchopper 06:48 Mon 15th Aug 2022
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The Sisters

A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye....It reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES He thinks this is a figment...
13:32 Sun 14th Aug 20221 answer, last by Ken4155 13:35 Sun 14th Aug 2022
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Fireman

A Jamaican fireman came home from work one day and said to his wife, "Y'know sumpin, we have a wonderful new system at de fire station. Bell 1 rings - we put on our jackets. Bell 2 rings - we slide...
11:16 Sun 14th Aug 20222 answers, last by Sqad 11:21 Sun 14th Aug 2022
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Sick

This company hires a new guy and he's supposed to start work on a Monday, but instead of showing up he calls his boss and says, "I'm sick." His boss tells him not to worry and lets him have the day...
13:18 Sat 13th Aug 20221 answer, last by Canary42 13:20 Sat 13th Aug 2022
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Golfing

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his...
09:50 Sat 13th Aug 20223 answers, last by Canary42 14:35 Sat 13th Aug 2022
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Willie

Willie, a New Zealander, was in Australia to watch the upcoming Rugby World Cup and was not feeling well, so he decided to see a doctor. "Hey doc, I dun't feel so good, " said Willie. The doctor gave...
13:26 Fri 12th Aug 20222 answers, last by Shaglene 18:49 Fri 12th Aug 2022
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Little Joe

Little Joe was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything... Tutors, Mentors, flash cards, special learning centres. In short, everything they could think of to help his math. Finally,...
12:03 Thu 11th Aug 2022
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The Irish Medical Dictionary

The Irish medical dictionary Artery......................... The study of paintings Bacteria....................... Back door to cafeteria Barium......................... What doctors do when patients...
18:20 Wed 10th Aug 2022
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Before

A man came home from work, sat down in his favourite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts." She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When...
10:35 Wed 10th Aug 2022
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Daytime Affair

A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One wet and lusty day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, She heard her husband's car pull into the driveway. "Oh...
13:34 Tue 09th Aug 20222 answers, last by Ken4155 13:39 Tue 09th Aug 2022

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