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The Lover

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch. The woman's husband also...
15:59 Mon 25th Jul 2022
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Virgin Bride

Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says, "Doc, I'm getting married this weekend and my fiance thinks I'm a virgin & I'm not! Is there anything you can do to help me?"...
12:06 Mon 25th Jul 20222 answers, last by Hopkirk 12:14 Mon 25th Jul 2022
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Deserted Island

On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are suddenly stranded by, as you might expect, a shipwreck: 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman 2 French men and 1...
17:41 Sun 24th Jul 20223 answers, last by zebo 22:21 Sun 24th Jul 2022
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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

QUIZ of the week is tonight at 7pm (British time) Nothing to pay and nothing to download. All easy questions too. Just follow the link below to join in the fun. https://stin.to/f0blx#...
16:58 Sun 24th Jul 2022
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New Jaguar

A lady walks into a Jaguar dealership and browses around. Suddenly she spots the most perfect, beautiful car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an...
08:09 Sun 24th Jul 20221 answer, last by 1ozzy 08:37 Sun 24th Jul 2022
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Molly The Camel

A new Marine Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the African desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asks the...
17:06 Sat 23rd Jul 20222 answers, last by William51 19:27 Sun 31st Jul 2022
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Surgery

A lady of a certain age went in to hospital for a vaginal tuck!! when she woke up there were three bouquets of flowers. One from her hubby, One from her surgeon, and one from Willy on the Burns Ward -...
11:54 Sat 23rd Jul 20221 answer, last by davebro 11:56 Sat 23rd Jul 2022
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Tesco

One night in the Six Bells, Stan says to Mike "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor" "Listen, you don't have to waste your time sitting in doctors surgeries," replies Mike....
17:01 Fri 22nd Jul 20222 answers, last by Patsy33 17:06 Fri 22nd Jul 2022
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Ladies Golf

At the Golf Club at the weekend there was an unfortunate accident. Two ladies were enjoying a quiet game and had just teed off when one of the ladies was hit in the head with a wayward golf ball,...
14:26 Fri 22nd Jul 2022
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Council Engineers

Council engineers Luke and John were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A woman walked by and asked what they were doing. We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Luke,...
18:43 Thu 21st Jul 2022
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Doctor

A child was taken to the doctor with a peanut stuck firmly in its ear. The doctor, unperturbed, advised the parent to pour just melted chocolate into the child's ear and wait for it to set. It would...
13:17 Thu 21st Jul 20223 answers, last by maggiebee 13:48 Thu 21st Jul 2022
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Aches And Pains

An elderly couple decided they just spent too much time and energy complaining about all their aches and pains. “Let’s agree to not say a word about our ailments,” suggested the wife. “We’ll talk...
14:39 Wed 20th Jul 20221 answer, last by maggiebee 11:00 Thu 21st Jul 2022
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Magician

Whilst on manoeuvres, the crew of a naval vessel were getting very bored. The captain decided entertainment was needed. Knowing one of the crew professed to be an amateur magician, he decided to put...
09:22 Wed 20th Jul 2022
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Salesman

A motorist was pulled in for speeding on the M1 by traffic cops and asked to give his name and address. "My name is William Walter Wankin-Brake and I am the Sales Manager for the Bigger Ball, Better...
15:51 Tue 19th Jul 20221 answer, last by maggiebee 20:45 Tue 19th Jul 2022
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Stevie Wonder

Stevie Wonder is playing his 1st gig in China and the place is packed to the rafters. In a bid to break the ice he asks if anyone has a request. One chap jumps out of his seat in the 1st row and...
11:01 Tue 19th Jul 20222 answers, last by Patsy33 17:59 Tue 19th Jul 2022
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Love, Lust And Marriage

Love, lust and marriage: LOVE -When you write poems about your partner. LUST -When all you write is your phone number. MARRIAGE -When all you write is cheques. LOVE -When your only concern is for your...
14:35 Mon 18th Jul 2022
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Petrol

I went into a BP garage and said 'Can I have a can of petrol for my BMW please?'. The attendant thinks for a minute and says 'Sure, it seems like a fair swap to me''
09:35 Mon 18th Jul 2022
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The Budgie

An aggressive budgerigar announced “I’m the greatest budgie in the world”. To challenge this theory, the owner placed the pet into the cages of a series of other birds of increasing size. The budgie...
10:53 Sun 17th Jul 2022
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Into Heaven

An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She's chatting it to St.Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful bloodcurdling screams. Don't worry about that", says St. Peter,...
17:03 Sat 16th Jul 20221 answer, last by Paigntonian 17:04 Sat 16th Jul 2022
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Phone Call

A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: "Yes, mother, I've had a hard day. Colleen has been very difficult - I know I ought to be more firm, but it is hard. Well, you know how she...
14:34 Fri 15th Jul 2022

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