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Gone Fishing

Ernie had an awful day fishing, sitting on the lake all day without a single bite. On his way home, he stopped at the supermarket and ordered four very large fish. He told the fish salesman, "Pick out...
14:14 Fri 08th Jul 20223 answers, last by Canary42 15:28 Fri 08th Jul 2022
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Mandela

Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling,...
11:03 Fri 08th Jul 20229 answers, last by Spicerack 12:05 Fri 08th Jul 2022
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On A Ladder

A builder working at the top of a ladder calls down to his mate: "I'll need to go home Patrick, I've come over all queasy". His mate replies: " Is it vertigo Jerry?" who calls back: " No, I'm only...
18:48 Thu 07th Jul 20222 answers, last by Blubster 18:59 Thu 07th Jul 2022
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Friendship

Friendship Between Women: A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The husband called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them...
16:07 Thu 07th Jul 2022
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Stars In Your Eyes

A young man in a wheelchair rolls on to the stage for Stars in their Eyes recording and Matthew Kelly introduces him as Simon. MK: "It's very brave you coming out here in your wheelchair - can you...
14:21 Thu 07th Jul 20224 answers, last by Patsy33 14:48 Thu 07th Jul 2022
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Blind Date

Joe took his blind date to the funfair. "What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked Joe. "I want to get weighed," said Kim. They ambled over to the 'weight guessed'. He guessed 120 pounds. She got...
13:15 Wed 06th Jul 2022
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Boris Johnson's Parrot

Carrie Johnson bought Boris a parrot for his birthday. She told Rishi Patel. "That bird is so smart! Boris has already taught him to mispronounce over 200 words." "Wow, that's pretty impressive,"...
16:00 Tue 05th Jul 20224 answers, last by emmie 05:15 Wed 06th Jul 2022
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The Sas

A guy passes all the requirements to Join the SAS. At his final meeting with the Colonel he is told that there is one final test. The Colonel hands him an automatic pistol and tells him to go into the...
11:02 Tue 05th Jul 20222 answers, last by Canary42 12:57 Tue 05th Jul 2022
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Two Fleas

Two fleas were hanging out one day and one of them told the other of his previous night. "Hey buddy, "He says. "I had a great night last night. I went to the symphony concert and had the best seat in...
17:46 Mon 04th Jul 20221 answer, last by Canary42 20:42 Mon 04th Jul 2022
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Prince Charles

Prince Charles was driving around the Windsor Castle estate when he accidentally ran over his mother's favourite corgi, crushing it to a pulp. He got out of his Range Rover and sat down on the grass,...
14:17 Mon 04th Jul 2022
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Psychiatrist

When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the physiatrist began his therapy session, "I'm not aware of your problem," the doctor said. "So perhaps, you should start at the very...
14:12 Mon 04th Jul 20224 answers, last by Ellipsis 14:29 Mon 04th Jul 2022
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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

QUIZ of the week is tonight at 7pm. (British time) Just follow the link below to join in the fun. https://stin.to/f0blx#...
17:54 Sun 03rd Jul 2022
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Business Trip

A man checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so thought he would get one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths. He grabbed a card on his way in. It was an ad for a...
16:49 Sun 03rd Jul 20222 answers, last by Hopkirk 21:56 Sun 03rd Jul 2022
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Strange But True

Lincoln & Kennedy Similarities Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946. Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was...
12:03 Sun 03rd Jul 20226 answers, last by Hopkirk 17:34 Sun 03rd Jul 2022
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Crocodile

A bloke walks into a bar, in a strange town, with a small crocodile under his arm, and asks the barman for a Guinness and a cherry on a stick. soon as the barman sees the croc' he asks him to leave....
12:00 Sun 03rd Jul 2022
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Nuns Golf

A nun is sitting with her Mother Superior chatting. "I used some horrible language this week and feel absolutely terrible about it." When did you use this awful language?" asks the elder. Well, I was...
15:17 Sat 02nd Jul 20222 answers, last by William51 09:41 Sun 03rd Jul 2022
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Disease

Joe has not been feeling very well for a while, tired, wheezy, run down generally knackered so he goes of to see the doctor The doctor prods and pokes, takes the usual samples, and tells Joe to come...
12:06 Sat 02nd Jul 2022
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Newly Weds

On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for £20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed. This scenario was...
19:07 Fri 01st Jul 2022
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Viagra

Male Patient: "Doctor, can you prescribe me three Viagra tablets, please?" Doctor: "Er, well, actually I'd rather not...it's not really a good idea to prescribe, well, so many in one go." Male...
15:42 Fri 01st Jul 2022
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New Bus Driver

A Bloke turns up at the local bus depot to start as a driver. He's shown how to change the numbers and destination signs, how to operate the doors, and how to issue tickets on the machine. "Ah, I...
13:04 Fri 01st Jul 2022

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