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Gcse Exam

Actual answers by students sitting a GCSE exam on Biology. Biology Q. What happens to your body when you age? A. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental. Q. What happens to a...
15:11 Mon 27th Jun 20221 answer, last by zebo 22:45 Tue 28th Jun 2022
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Little Susie

One day Little Susie got her monthly period for the first time in her life. Not quite certain what was happening, and somewhat frightened, she decided to tell Little Johnny. Little Susie dropped her...
15:05 Mon 27th Jun 20221 answer, last by dustypuss 15:16 Mon 27th Jun 2022
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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

Tonight Quiz of the week starts at 7pm (British time) https://stin.to/f0blx#...
17:40 Sun 26th Jun 2022
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The Birds And The Bees

A father asked his 10 year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees. "I don't want to know!" the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me." Confused, the father asked what...
08:20 Sun 26th Jun 2022
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On The Beach

A widowed lady, Sarah, was sitting on a beach towel on Rhyl Beach. She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up, spread his blanket on the sand nearby, and had begun reading a book....
14:26 Sat 25th Jun 2022
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Quickies

I bought a train ticket and the driver said "Eurostar" I said "Well I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin. ___ I visited the offices of the RSPCA today. It's tiny, you couldn't swing a cat in...
12:25 Sat 25th Jun 2022
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The Twelve Days Of Christmas

THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS: On the first day of Christmas my true love said to me, I'm glad we've bought a turkey and a proper Christmas tree. On the second day of Christmas much laughter could be...
16:10 Thu 23rd Jun 20223 answers, last by Shaglene 15:52 Fri 24th Jun 2022
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Seance

I arrived home late last evening after the first of the xmas sojurns- a group of people that I hardly knew. I felt a bit lonesome and after watching one of those spiritual shows on satelitte I decided...
10:55 Thu 23rd Jun 20222 answers, last by Ken4155 12:55 Thu 23rd Jun 2022
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Petrol Price

Top 5 Signs that petrol has gotten way too expensive: 1. A filling station is offering a free car with every fill up! 2. Any purchase over a gallon requires a credit check. 3. Price is now in gold...
15:43 Wed 22nd Jun 20222 answers, last by murraymints 17:56 Fri 24th Jun 2022
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Church Notice

Found on the Noticeboard There will be a procession next Sunday afternoon in the grounds of the Parish Church. If it rains in the afternoon the procession will take place in the morning....
13:06 Wed 22nd Jun 2022
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Church Organist

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the vicar came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting...
16:57 Tue 21st Jun 20221 answer, last by zebo 20:46 Tue 21st Jun 2022
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Commentator Bloopers

Commentator bloopers: Rugby Commentator: "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him." Motor Racing commentator: "The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it...
13:11 Mon 20th Jun 2022
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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

Here's the link for tonight's Fun Quiz. Starts at 7pm (British time) https://stin.to/f0blx#...
17:30 Sun 19th Jun 2022
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Two Boys

Two small boys, one catholic and one protestant get lost in the woods. Darkness comes down and they near a monastery. Upon entering they are asked their faith, telling the head monk their religions....
15:19 Sun 19th Jun 20221 answer, last by ynnafymmi 15:30 Sun 19th Jun 2022
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The Queen

The Queen is visiting a psychiatric hospital when she comments on the remarkable work done in the grounds and asks " Who is Responsible for the remarkable work walling archways flowerbeds etc" The...
08:07 Sun 19th Jun 20221 answer, last by mallyh 08:11 Sun 19th Jun 2022
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Looking For Neal

A chap from Limerick is about to visit London for the first time. When one of his elderly neighbours, Mrs Dunn, hears of this she asks him, "Sure, would you mind calling in to see my son when you're...
11:51 Sat 18th Jun 20224 answers, last by emmie 05:27 Sun 19th Jun 2022
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Letters To The Council

Letters to the borough council: I wish to complain that my Father hurt his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage The lavatory is blocked, This is caused by the boys...
14:25 Fri 17th Jun 20222 answers, last by maggiebee 16:26 Fri 17th Jun 2022
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Flight To Manchester

On a flight to Alicante to Manchester the captain accidentally leaves the passenger intercom on and says to his co-pilot "When we land I am going to have a couple of beers and then I am going to screw...
15:55 Thu 16th Jun 20222 answers, last by Canary42 16:04 Thu 16th Jun 2022
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Meeting Jesus

An old man goes to Heaven and sitting at the reception desk is Jesus, who calls the man forward and says, "Old man, welcome to Heaven. I have to take some details - could you please tell me your...
18:47 Wed 15th Jun 20221 answer, last by Sipowicz 18:51 Wed 15th Jun 2022
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The Buggy Rider

A woman was driving her buggy to town when a patrol officer stopped her. "I'm not going to book you," he said, "but I just wanted to warn you that your rear reflector is broken and it could be...
16:17 Tue 14th Jun 2022

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