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Nelson Mandela

Nelson Mandela was sat at home enjoying a cold Castle Beer when he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it , he is confronted by a little Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling. " You...
13:24 Mon 06th Jun 2022
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The Milkman

Notes left out for the milkman: When you deliver the milk, will you knock on my bedroom window, the one on the left as I want you to help me turn the mattress. When you deliver the milk will you be...
12:02 Mon 06th Jun 20221 answer, last by Hopkirk 12:15 Mon 06th Jun 2022
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Unfaithful Wife

A man, returning home a day early from a business trip, got into a taxi at the airport. It was after midnight. While en route to his home, he asked the cabby if he would come in with him and be a...
09:37 Mon 06th Jun 2022
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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

Tonight's quiz of the week is at 7pm (British time) https://stin.to/f0blx#...
16:59 Sun 05th Jun 2022
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The Diver

One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level. He noticed a guy at the same depth he was, with no scuba gear on whatsoever. The diver went below another 10 feet, but the guy...
12:56 Sun 05th Jun 2022
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Birthday Treat

A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday." I'd love to be eight again" she replied On the morning of her birthday he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops and then took her...
08:33 Sun 05th Jun 20223 answers, last by Ken4155 12:17 Sun 05th Jun 2022
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A Few More

I went to Blackpool on holiday and knocked at the first boarding house that I came to. A women stuck her head out of an upstairs window and said 'What do you want?'. 'I'd like to stay here' 'Ok.' She...
15:10 Sat 04th Jun 20223 answers, last by zebo 16:36 Sat 04th Jun 2022
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Playing Golf

The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear. "Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any...
11:32 Sat 04th Jun 2022
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Ground Control

Manchester Tower: "TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 Degrees." TWA 2341: "Tower, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?" Tower: "Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747...
11:26 Sat 04th Jun 20221 answer, last by satprof 12:48 Sat 04th Jun 2022
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Mornings

I woke early one morning, the earth lay cool and still, When suddenly a tiny bird perched on my window sill, He sang a song so lovely, so carefree and so gay, That slowly all my troubles began to slip...
14:43 Fri 03rd Jun 20221 answer, last by Canary42 15:00 Fri 03rd Jun 2022
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Tv Quiz Shows

Real answers on UK TV quiz shows: Kelly: Which French Mediterranean town hosts a famous film festival every year? Contestant: I don't know, I need a clue. Kelly: OK. What do beans come in? Contestant:...
16:14 Thu 02nd Jun 20224 answers, last by Patsy33 11:57 Fri 03rd Jun 2022
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Cold Weather

How people in Scotland cope with cold weather. 40°F - Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Scotland sunbathe. 35°F - Italian cars won't start. People in Scotland drive with the windows down....
14:21 Thu 02nd Jun 2022
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Condoms

A LOCAL MAN OPENED A SHOP DEVOTED TO SELLING CONDOMS , HE SET ON A Youth training scheme KID TO SERVE IN THE SHOP . " THEY ONLY COME IN THREE SIZES " "120, 140 AND 160" ANY PROBLEMS GIVE ME A CALL ,I...
12:24 Thu 02nd Jun 20221 answer, last by maggiebee 12:27 Thu 02nd Jun 2022
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A Blondes Cookbook

BLONDE COOKBOOK..... MONDAY: It's fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbours were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls. TUESDAY: Tom...
17:07 Wed 01st Jun 20221 answer, last by Smowball 17:33 Wed 01st Jun 2022
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The Entertainer

A retired man who volunteers to entertain patients in nursing homes and hospitals went to one local hospital in Toxteth and took his portable keyboard along. He told some jokes and sang some funny...
15:09 Wed 01st Jun 20222 answers, last by Chipchopper 06:17 Thu 02nd Jun 2022
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Little Mary

Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School and she usually slept through the class. One day her teacher, a nun, called on her while she was sleeping. "Tell me Mary Margaret, who...
13:05 Wed 01st Jun 20221 answer, last by zebo 13:07 Wed 01st Jun 2022
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Puns

I went to Kipling Zoo yesterday. Not overly impressed but they did have exceedingly good snakes. ________________ I went to the toilet at McDonalds and the sign said "Employees must wash hands" I...
12:21 Wed 01st Jun 2022
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Go Compare

A guy has been drinking in the pub and decides to go to the gents - he's standing at the urinals beside a large coloured man and couldn't help noticing the size of his manhood. The white guy asked him...
12:08 Tue 31st May 20221 answer, last by Old_Geezer 12:12 Tue 31st May 2022
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Elderly Mistake

An elderly lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at...
11:51 Tue 31st May 2022
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Some More

Anyone who says that onions are the only vegetable to make you cry has obviously never been hit in the face with a turnip. ____________ It has been 4 years since my job interview… I'm beginning to...
17:44 Mon 30th May 20221 answer, last by Ken4155 17:49 Mon 30th May 2022

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