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The Cow

The only cow in a small town in Poland stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow from Moscow for 2,000 roubles, or one from Minsk for 1,000 roubles. Being...
14:34 Wed 25th May 20221 answer, last by maggiebee 14:43 Wed 25th May 2022
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Sporting Comments

Looking back on some funny sports comments. "Moses Kiptanui - the 19 year old Kenyan, who turned 20 a few weeks ago" (David Coleman) "We now have exactly the same situation as we had at the start of...
09:42 Wed 25th May 20221 answer, last by DTCwordfan 14:31 Wed 25th May 2022
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Farmers Meeting

In a small town, farmers of the community had gotten together to discuss some important issues. About midway through the meeting, a wife of one of the farmers stood up and spoke her peace. When she...
14:51 Tue 24th May 20224 answers, last by Canary42 21:26 Tue 24th May 2022
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The Balloons

One day Daddy balloon had a chat to his son, Baby balloon. "You're old enough now, son, to sleep in your own bed all night. There'll be no more climbing into Mummy and Daddies bed. Do you understand?"...
11:13 Tue 24th May 2022
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When Trump Visited The Queen

Air Force One arrived at Heathrow and President Trump strides to a warm and dignified reception from the Queen. They are driven in a 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London where they change to a...
15:45 Mon 23rd May 2022
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Electrician

A woman saw an electrician walking up her drive and rushed to the door. "Why did you come today?" she barked. "You were supposed to repair the doorbell yesterday? I know," the electrician replied. "I...
14:14 Mon 23rd May 20221 answer, last by mallyh 14:24 Mon 23rd May 2022
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Chinese Call Centre

Chinese call centre: Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan! Operator: Yes, you can speak to me. Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan ! Operator : Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone....
09:51 Mon 23rd May 20223 answers, last by murraymints 07:15 Wed 25th May 2022
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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

This weeks quiz starts at 7pm (British time) Just follow the link below to join in the fun. https://stin.to/f0blx#...
17:20 Sun 22nd May 2022
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Famous Hypnotist

It was opening night at the Theatre and the Amazing Eileen was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do her stuff. As the Amazing Eileen took to the stage, she...
15:45 Sun 22nd May 20221 answer, last by Arrods 10:07 Mon 23rd May 2022
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Two Moose Hunters

Two Irish hunters get a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose. They bag six. As Paddy and Mick start loading the plane for the return trip, the pilot says, "The plane can only take four of those."...
14:19 Sun 22nd May 2022
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Pms

The real PMS syndrome: 1. Pass My Shotgun 2. Psychotic Mood Shift 3. Perpetual Munching Spree 4. Puffy Mid-Section 5. People Make me Sick 6. Provide Me with Sweets 7. Pardon My Sobbing 8. Pimples May...
11:16 Sun 22nd May 2022
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Skipper

Mum and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog, Skipper, had recently died. "You know," Mum said, "it's not so bad. Skipper's probably up in Heaven right now, having a grand old time with God."...
14:39 Sat 21st May 20221 answer, last by Smowball 15:16 Sat 21st May 2022
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Noah And God

One day God called down to Noah and said, "Noah me old china, I wants you to make me a new Ark." Noah replied, "No probs God, me old Supreme Being, anything you want. After all, you're the boss.". But...
12:03 Sat 21st May 20222 answers, last by Smowball 15:18 Sat 21st May 2022
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Quickies

The price of petrol is so expensive I have started to use vodka in the lawnmower. Not the grass is half cut! ___________ My wife wants me to blow air on her whenever she overheats, but honestly... ......
11:52 Sat 21st May 2022
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Their First Child

Nine months to the day following their wedding, the Coopers had a baby. Unfortunately, it was born without arms or legs -- without even a torso. It was just a head. Still, the Coopers loved and cared...
17:49 Fri 20th May 2022
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Embarrassing Problem

A man went into a pharmacy and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman he was talking to said that she was the pharmacist and that she and her sister owned the store, so there were no males...
12:27 Fri 20th May 20221 answer, last by danny983 12:54 Tue 29th Nov 2022
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Having A Bad Day?

Just in case you are having a rough day, here is a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological journals. The funny thing is that it really does work. 1. Picture yourself...
12:21 Fri 20th May 20223 answers, last by Smowball 13:05 Fri 20th May 2022
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Ollie In Class

Ollie was sitting in class one day when the teacher asked the class: "Who destroyed Hadrian's Wall?" Ollie instantly replied :"It wasn't me miss!" Teacher said: "Stay behind after class you cheeky...
16:04 Thu 19th May 20222 answers, last by Gramps82 09:00 Fri 20th May 2022
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Old Age

Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to playing cards a few times a...
14:40 Thu 19th May 2022
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Sex And Men

My wife always laughs during sex......no matter what she's reading at the time. I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy. Being Bisexual...
18:04 Wed 18th May 2022

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