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Ground Control

Manchester Tower: "TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 Degrees." TWA 2341: "Tower, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?" Tower: "Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747...
11:26 Sat 04th Jun 20221 answer, last by satprof 12:48 Sat 04th Jun 2022
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Mornings

I woke early one morning, the earth lay cool and still, When suddenly a tiny bird perched on my window sill, He sang a song so lovely, so carefree and so gay, That slowly all my troubles began to slip...
14:43 Fri 03rd Jun 20221 answer, last by Canary42 15:00 Fri 03rd Jun 2022
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Tv Quiz Shows

Real answers on UK TV quiz shows: Kelly: Which French Mediterranean town hosts a famous film festival every year? Contestant: I don't know, I need a clue. Kelly: OK. What do beans come in? Contestant:...
16:14 Thu 02nd Jun 20224 answers, last by Patsy33 11:57 Fri 03rd Jun 2022
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Cold Weather

How people in Scotland cope with cold weather. 40°F - Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Scotland sunbathe. 35°F - Italian cars won't start. People in Scotland drive with the windows down....
14:21 Thu 02nd Jun 2022
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Condoms

A LOCAL MAN OPENED A SHOP DEVOTED TO SELLING CONDOMS , HE SET ON A Youth training scheme KID TO SERVE IN THE SHOP . " THEY ONLY COME IN THREE SIZES " "120, 140 AND 160" ANY PROBLEMS GIVE ME A CALL ,I...
12:24 Thu 02nd Jun 20221 answer, last by maggiebee 12:27 Thu 02nd Jun 2022
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A Blondes Cookbook

BLONDE COOKBOOK..... MONDAY: It's fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbours were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls. TUESDAY: Tom...
17:07 Wed 01st Jun 20221 answer, last by Smowball 17:33 Wed 01st Jun 2022
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The Entertainer

A retired man who volunteers to entertain patients in nursing homes and hospitals went to one local hospital in Toxteth and took his portable keyboard along. He told some jokes and sang some funny...
15:09 Wed 01st Jun 20222 answers, last by Chipchopper 06:17 Thu 02nd Jun 2022
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Little Mary

Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School and she usually slept through the class. One day her teacher, a nun, called on her while she was sleeping. "Tell me Mary Margaret, who...
13:05 Wed 01st Jun 20221 answer, last by zebo 13:07 Wed 01st Jun 2022
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Puns

I went to Kipling Zoo yesterday. Not overly impressed but they did have exceedingly good snakes. ________________ I went to the toilet at McDonalds and the sign said "Employees must wash hands" I...
12:21 Wed 01st Jun 2022
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Go Compare

A guy has been drinking in the pub and decides to go to the gents - he's standing at the urinals beside a large coloured man and couldn't help noticing the size of his manhood. The white guy asked him...
12:08 Tue 31st May 20221 answer, last by Old_Geezer 12:12 Tue 31st May 2022
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Elderly Mistake

An elderly lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at...
11:51 Tue 31st May 2022
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Some More

Anyone who says that onions are the only vegetable to make you cry has obviously never been hit in the face with a turnip. ____________ It has been 4 years since my job interview… I'm beginning to...
17:44 Mon 30th May 20221 answer, last by Ken4155 17:49 Mon 30th May 2022
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Ballerina

An Irish lady goes into a bar and raises her arm to gain attention, displaying a very hairy armpit. "Who's going to buy me a drink?" she demands. Everyone looks away and ignores her except one drunken...
14:49 Mon 30th May 20221 answer, last by brian j john 14:55 Mon 30th May 2022
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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

Tonight's quiz of the week is at 7pm (British time) Just follow the link below. https://stin.to/f0blx#...
17:11 Sun 29th May 2022
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In Class

A teacher walking round the class noticed a pool of 'water' under a little girl's desk. "What happened here," she asked gently? The little girl said: "Sorry miss I wet myself." "Well why didn't you...
16:50 Sun 29th May 2022
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All About Sex

For protection, my father bought me a German Shepherd dog. Now most people call their dog Rover or Ben, but I decided to name mine Sex. When he ran away one night and I was out looking for him, a...
14:06 Sun 29th May 2022
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Newly Weds

A Chinese couple get married - and she's a virgin. Truth be told, he is not too experienced either. On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses He climbs in next...
08:19 Sun 29th May 2022
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Wedding Vows

During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the vicar with an unusual offer. "Look, I’ll give you £100 if you’ll change the wedding vows. When you get to me and the part where I’m to promise to...
17:39 Sat 28th May 2022
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James Bond

A rather confident 007 walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks,...
16:03 Sat 28th May 2022
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Native American Boy

A little Native American boy asked his father, the big chief of the tribe, "Papa, why is it that we always have long names, while the white men have shorter names - Bill, Tex or Sam, for example?" His...
15:58 Fri 27th May 20221 answer, last by Sqad 15:58 Fri 27th May 2022

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