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The Fireman

A Jamaican fireman came home from work one day and said to his wife "Ya know sumptin', womon, we have a wonderful new system at de Fire Station... Bell 1 rings, we put on our jackets. Bell 2 rings, we...
17:54 Wed 18th May 20221 answer, last by Shaglene 19:02 Wed 18th May 2022
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Scouts

Interviewing a Scout master: FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, Master, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they go on field exercises? SCOUT: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing,...
14:43 Wed 18th May 2022
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Good Old Frank

A man walks into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank." Passenger: "Who?" Cabbie: "Frank Feldman....
11:56 Wed 18th May 20221 answer, last by Ken4155 12:24 Wed 18th May 2022
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Leg Trouble

A man goes into the doctor. He says, "Doc, you gotta check my leg. Something's wrong. Just put your ear up to my thigh, you'll hear it!" The doctor cautiously placed his ear to the man's thigh only to...
14:28 Tue 17th May 2022
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In The Bakery

I went into a bakers yesterday. "How much for a big doughnut?" asks I. "A paand" says yer man. "OK so. How much for this cream cake" says I. "A paand" says he. And so on, and so forth. "OK", says I...
12:36 Tue 17th May 2022
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The Amish Family

An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, "My hands are freezing cold." The mother replied, "Put them between your legs. Your...
16:20 Mon 16th May 2022
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Little Johnny

Little Johnny sees his Daddy's car passing the playground and going into the woods. Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Auntie Jane kissing. Johnny finds this so exciting and can barely...
11:30 Mon 16th May 20221 answer, last by Ken4155 11:36 Mon 16th May 2022
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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

QUIZ of the week tonight at 7pm. Nothing to pay and nothing to download. Just follow the link below to join in the fun. https://stin.to/f0blx#...
15:42 Sun 15th May 2022
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Irritation

A man goes to the doctors with an irritation. The doctor tells him the bad news, "I'm sorry th tell you that you've got a nasty case of Hermies." "Don't you mean Herpes," asks the man. "No..." replies...
14:25 Sun 15th May 20222 answers, last by Canary42 21:07 Sun 15th May 2022
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Once A Year

A man getting along in years finds that he is unable to perform sexually. He finally goes to his doctor who tries a few things, but nothing seems to work. Eventually, as a last hope, the doctor refers...
09:29 Sun 15th May 20223 answers, last by Ken4155 09:39 Sun 15th May 2022
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Thought Of The Day

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day.......... and may their arms be too short to scratch!!!!!...
07:56 Sun 15th May 2022
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Meat

One day, a wife goes up to her husband and asks for twenty pounds to buy meat. "Are you crazy?" says the husband, who pulls her over to a mirror. "Let me show you something? This twenty pound note is...
16:13 Sat 14th May 2022
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The Water

A Welsh man is walking through a field, when he sees a man drinking water from a pool with his hand. The Welsh man shouts: "Paid a yfed y dwr mae'r gwartheg yn cachu yn y Dwr" (Don't drink the water,...
12:56 Sat 14th May 20226 answers, last by brian j john 13:20 Sat 14th May 2022
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School Outing

A group of third, fourth and fifth year school kids accompanied by two female teachers went on a school trip to the Chester racetrack to learn about thoroughbred horses and the racing industry. During...
18:47 Fri 13th May 20221 answer, last by mallyh 18:49 Fri 13th May 2022
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Sunday School

The nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven...which part of your body goes first?" Suzy raised her hand and said, "I...
16:00 Fri 13th May 2022
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A Toad Story

There once was a toad that was excluded from all Green Toad activities because he was a handsome shade of yellow. So he went to visit a beautiful fairy in the town who had the power to grant wishes....
14:35 Fri 13th May 20221 answer, last by maggiebee 15:03 Fri 13th May 2022
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Ask Dad

A wee boy asks "What's love juice Dad?" His Dad starts panicking and sits him down and starts to tell him about the birds and the bees. A little while later Dad asks "Exactly which programmes have you...
11:51 Fri 13th May 20221 answer, last by goodgoalie 11:53 Fri 13th May 2022
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Indian Chief

There was this Indian chief who was straining to blow a fart but it wouldn't come out. So he sent his little messenger boy to the doctor and he says, ''Big chief, no fart.'' The doctor gives him a can...
11:32 Fri 13th May 20223 answers, last by Shaglene 18:58 Fri 13th May 2022
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Fancy Dress

There's a fancy dress party. Also it's national 'Talk like a pirate week' A man goes to the fancy dress party "Who have you come as" asks the doorman "A pirate" states the potential guest "Where are...
18:01 Thu 12th May 20222 answers, last by Joshuaphilip 14:15 Wed 25th May 2022

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