I've been sick and tired this Christmas of being bothered by charity-to-door collectors.
The final straw was when a woman called collecting for the local sperm bank.
I really gave her a mouthful !...
Please be advised that all employees planning to dash through the snow in a one-horse open sleigh, going over the fields and laughing all the way, are required to undergo a Risk Assessment addressing...
Husband’s Message mobile phone: Honey, a car has hit me near the office. Paula brought me to the Hospital. They have been taking tests and X-rays. The blow to my head has been very strong,...
My daughter is in the process of moving out from the house she and her partner have rented for 4 years. They are leaving the property in good condition but they changed the gas and electric meters to...
British Humour 1. I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill. Apparently a turban, beard, and a backpack wasn't what they had in mind. 2. After a night of drink, drugs and wild sex, John...
Here are the Five Rules for Men to Follow for a Happy Life that Russell J. Larsen had inscribed on his headstone in Logan, Utah. FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE: 1. It's important to...
What do you call the first Afghan off the boat? - Amhere What do you call the second Afghan off the boat? - Amhere Azwel What do you call the third Afghan off the boat? - Amhere Azwell Azhim Image...
Husband and wife ... A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman: “Which book helped you most in your life?” “My husband’s cheque book.” A prospective husband is in a book store...
Silly question? We'll soon see. Does anybody have experience of using Back To Black on grey plastics and if so what was the result? I just want to freshen up a wee Ka if it's straightforward. Thanks....
1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found 2 hard at work at his desk. He works independently, without 3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never 4 thinks twice about...
Our house is in the fields and there is a cattle water sink just beyond my kitchen window. I have noticed that one particular crow is using it as his own personal bath/spa! He regularly does the whole...
Hi. We have a Vokera Linea 24 Combi boiler and on the guage the water pressure sholud be between 1.0 and 1.5 bar. There is a red line on the guage at 4.0 bar. The guage at present is reading over 3.2...
A chap was watching a film with creepy organ music on the TV and suddenly yells. "No! No! Don't enter that church you *** fool" His wife asks him "What are you watching" he replies, "Our wedding...
Mods.... if this goes too far I apologise and delete if you have to Muslim tv Saw this and thought of you lot…..(no offence meant) 6.00: G-Had TV. Morning prayers. 8.30: Talitubbies. Talitubbies say...
A Honda mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Honda when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his garage . The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and...
Will it be OK to use 10/40 mineral oil if (it is a decent make) to top up a ford endura 1.3 petrol engine which has 5/30 semi synth in it which is what the handbook says to use, The car has done...
Has anyone personal experience of this procedure? Would you recommend it? I wear contacts for shortsightedness but am now having to use reading glasses even when at the PC. My only other option is...
Difficult one this. Cat near us isn't really wanted we feel, though I think they feed him and sometimes leave a window open for him to jump into. He's 3 - 4 yrs old, they are out every day but they...
Hi. Can someone tell me the best way to stick back the plastic body trims that are half way up the doors on a Fiesta Mk IV. I tried a resin glue that you mix but it didn't really do it even though I...
