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Hi. Is it OK to top up the oil in a 2010 Ford Ka 1.2 with 5/30 fully synthetic ? I only ask as my friend's car is really short on oil - the oil light came on and when I checked, it doesn't even...
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A man walked into a Dentist's surgery and said "Excuse me, can you help me ? I think I'm a moth" "You don't need a dentist. You need a psychiatrist !!" "Yes, I know" "So why did you come in here ?"...
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My Grandad once said to me "Don't worry about watching your money, you should watch your health" While I was watching my health, someone stole my money. It was my Grandad !!...
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Hi. We are replacing our old laminate flooring with 12mm laminate, the joiner says we should have bought 8mm again as 12mm is harder to lay and he will have to charge us more money to install it. does...
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A guy walks into the doctors, complaining that he thought he might have a tapeworm. The doctor carried out a thorough examination, at the end of which he agreed with the patient's diagnosis. "Right"...
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http://romanianrescueappeal.uk/ We now have a little "Rommie rescue" dog who has recently joined our doggie family, our 2 Labradors adore him - although it was hard work at first as he had been a...
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Jesus and the disciples are at the last supper and they run out of wine. Jesus says "Let us pray together and I will turn all the water into wine !!" Judas shouts " That's typical of you Jesus. Why...
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The woman says: "This place is a mess ! C'mon, you and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on the floor, and if we don't do the laundry right now, you'll have no clothes to wear" The man hears : "...
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Three men were trying to guess the professions of their respective dates of the previous evening, based on their bedroom performance and conversation. The first man reckoned that his date was a nurse...
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Little Johnny walked into his father's bedroom one day and caught him sitting on the side of his bed slipping on a cond0m. The father, in his attempt to hide his full erection with a condom on it ,...
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So Nicola (prehistoric fish) Sturgeon will not rest until the scottish get another referendum on breaking away from the away from the rest of the UK. Apparently they don't want to wait until Brexit is...
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Have just watched a documentary about the increase in the number of people sleeping rough in our towns and cities. I think this is an absolute disgrace. In an affluent nation like the UK this should...
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Update on Peugeot 207 electric power steering not working at low revs. I have found that if you rev the engine a few times to around 2500 revs before attempting to move - then the power steering kicks...
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Hi. I know I'm being a bit stupid here but where is the power steering fluid reservoir on a Peugeot 207 S (59 Plate) ? Can't locate it. Looked at a YouTube clip and it showed it on the LH side located...
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Scientists have developed a new condom. It has a coating of anaesthetic on the inside so you can last longer. Or you can wear it inside out..........and you don't have to wake anybody up !! (Frankie...
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Teacher is doing a first sex education class. She draws a picture of a peni$ on the board and asks the class "Does anyone know what this is ?" Little Johnny puts his hand up and says "Please Miss - I...
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News Local girl Joanna Mow leaps to her death on her birthday. Middle name "Ronny"...

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