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Ford Ka Oil

Hi. Is it OK to top up the oil in a 2010 Ford Ka 1.2 with 5/30 fully synthetic ? I only ask as my friend's car is really short on oil - the oil light came on and when I checked, it doesn't even...
18:03 Thu 11th Oct 20186 answers, last by tonyav 21:13 Thu 11th Oct 2018
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Insanity

A man walked into a Dentist's surgery and said "Excuse me, can you help me ? I think I'm a moth" "You don't need a dentist. You need a psychiatrist !!" "Yes, I know" "So why did you come in here ?"...
20:55 Thu 09th Nov 20171 answer, last by EDDIE51 21:06 Thu 09th Nov 2017
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Grandad Said......

My Grandad once said to me "Don't worry about watching your money, you should watch your health" While I was watching my health, someone stole my money. It was my Grandad !!...
20:31 Thu 09th Nov 20173 answers, last by Shaglene 12:56 Fri 10th Nov 2017
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Installing Laminate Flooring

Hi. We are replacing our old laminate flooring with 12mm laminate, the joiner says we should have bought 8mm again as 12mm is harder to lay and he will have to charge us more money to install it. does...
20:08 Wed 08th Nov 20175 answers, last by paddyk 18:36 Thu 09th Nov 2017
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Tapeworm

A guy walks into the doctors, complaining that he thought he might have a tapeworm. The doctor carried out a thorough examination, at the end of which he agreed with the patient's diagnosis. "Right"...
20:06 Sat 06th May 20174 answers, last by paddyk 20:39 Sat 06th May 2017
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Please Help If You Can

http://romanianrescueappeal.uk/ We now have a little "Rommie rescue" dog who has recently joined our doggie family, our 2 Labradors adore him - although it was hard work at first as he had been a...
18:05 Thu 27th Apr 201714 answers, last by hereIam 15:27 Fri 28th Apr 2017
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The Last Supper

Jesus and the disciples are at the last supper and they run out of wine. Jesus says "Let us pray together and I will turn all the water into wine !!" Judas shouts " That's typical of you Jesus. Why...
11:57 Fri 14th Apr 20172 answers, last by cupid04 12:02 Fri 14th Apr 2017
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Why A Woman's Nagging Never Works

The woman says: "This place is a mess ! C'mon, you and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on the floor, and if we don't do the laundry right now, you'll have no clothes to wear" The man hears : "...
21:23 Mon 27th Mar 2017
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Three Men

Three men were trying to guess the professions of their respective dates of the previous evening, based on their bedroom performance and conversation. The first man reckoned that his date was a nurse...
20:23 Mon 27th Mar 2017
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Little Ratter

Little Johnny walked into his father's bedroom one day and caught him sitting on the side of his bed slipping on a cond0m. The father, in his attempt to hide his full erection with a condom on it ,...
20:03 Mon 27th Mar 20172 answers, last by -SharonA- 23:47 Mon 27th Mar 2017
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Scottish Independence

So Nicola (prehistoric fish) Sturgeon will not rest until the scottish get another referendum on breaking away from the away from the rest of the UK. Apparently they don't want to wait until Brexit is...
16:40 Mon 27th Mar 201755 answers, last by murraymints 15:02 Tue 28th Mar 2017
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Homelessness In Britain

Have just watched a documentary about the increase in the number of people sleeping rough in our towns and cities. I think this is an absolute disgrace. In an affluent nation like the UK this should...
19:53 Wed 25th Jan 201742 answers, last by jourdain2 22:31 Fri 27th Jan 2017
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207 Steering Pump Part Ii

Update on Peugeot 207 electric power steering not working at low revs. I have found that if you rev the engine a few times to around 2500 revs before attempting to move - then the power steering kicks...
14:59 Wed 18th Jan 20172 answers, last by paddyk 07:00 Thu 19th Jan 2017
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Peugeot 207 Power Steering

Hi. I know I'm being a bit stupid here but where is the power steering fluid reservoir on a Peugeot 207 S (59 Plate) ? Can't locate it. Looked at a YouTube clip and it showed it on the LH side located...
12:14 Mon 16th Jan 201711 answers, last by Stavrosde 09:24 Mon 06th Nov 2017
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Hi-Tech Condom

Scientists have developed a new condom. It has a coating of anaesthetic on the inside so you can last longer. Or you can wear it inside out..........and you don't have to wake anybody up !! (Frankie...
12:13 Thu 22nd Dec 20162 answers, last by Berniecuddles2 13:26 Thu 22nd Dec 2016
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Sex Education

Teacher is doing a first sex education class. She draws a picture of a peni$ on the board and asks the class "Does anyone know what this is ?" Little Johnny puts his hand up and says "Please Miss - I...
14:24 Wed 21st Dec 2016
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News

News Local girl Joanna Mow leaps to her death on her birthday. Middle name "Ronny"...
11:37 Mon 05th Dec 2016

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