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Aussie Jokes

Bruce is driving across Sydney Harbour bridge when he spots his girlfriend hanging over the edge. He pulls up and says "G'Day Sheila - what the hell you doing"? In a tearful voice Sheila blubs "You...
15:24 Thu 25th Aug 201615 answers, last by Jordyboy9 18:53 Fri 23rd Sep 2016
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lindapalmara

Six Kinds Of Sex

Pension sex Two men were talking. 'So, how's your sex life?' 'Oh, nothing special. I'm having Pension sex.' 'Pension sex?' 'Yeah, you know; I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!' LOUD...
19:31 Mon 22nd Aug 20165 answers, last by Old_Geezer 10:43 Tue 23rd Aug 2016
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paddyk

Anyone Familiar With Peugeot Engines ?

Just bought the wife a Peugeot 207 59 plate. Was checking the oil level and the dipstick has an orange plastic cone right at the bottom and no other marks on dipstick. Dealer said oil level has to be...
13:29 Sat 23rd Jul 20169 answers, last by TWR 17:51 Sun 24th Jul 2016
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Big Jenny

Young Blackbird In The Garden

On of my cats caught a young blackbird this morning, but soon lost interest and didn't kill it. It recovered fairly quickly, but I think it has lost a few tail feathers and doesn't seem to be able to...
20:04 Tue 19th Jul 201619 answers, last by jambutty 14:57 Fri 22nd Jul 2016
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bluetoon

Iceland

I thought Iceland was supposed to be cheap. Joe hart didn't save anything
08:19 Tue 28th Jun 20165 answers, last by aelmpvw 11:28 Tue 28th Jun 2016
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paddyk

Joe Hart

Joe Hart was so depressed about letting in Iceland's second goal he decided to end it all by throwing himself in front of a number 57 bus. Fortunately - the bus passed under him !!! LOL - tragedy...
22:08 Mon 27th Jun 20166 answers, last by paddyk 07:39 Tue 28th Jun 2016
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paddyk

Jean-Claude Juncker

Apparently, Angela Merkel taking quite a conciliatory stance whilst JC Junckers is furious - is it because the EU are going to lose their main cash cow. On a lighter note, I think the old Dad's Army...
11:20 Sun 26th Jun 20165 answers, last by paddyk 14:40 Sun 26th Jun 2016
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Why Is Labour Getting The Blame/plaudits For The Vote To Leave?

I feel a bit sorry for Jezza, how was he supposed to get tut north tut vote remain? The grass roots nationwide were sick to death of the EU regardless of political hue. The Limp dum leader more or...
10:35 Sun 26th Jun 201612 answers, last by mikey4444 12:32 Sun 26th Jun 2016
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Gromit

Hilary Benn Sacked

For trying to oust Corbyn. Corbyn faces no confidence vote of Labour MPs. It would be funny that Labour are imploding if it wasn't at such a serious time....
03:09 Sun 26th Jun 2016112 answers, last by ichkeria 22:30 Sun 26th Jun 2016
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paddyk

P60 At End Of Tax Year

Is it a legal requirement for an employer to provide its workers with a P60 tax summary at the end of the tax year ? Also, if an employer does not do this, what steps should the employee take to...
13:20 Tue 21st Jun 20164 answers, last by paddyk 09:06 Wed 22nd Jun 2016
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Why Are The Remainiacs Having So Much Trouble Getting A Turnout?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-eu-referendum-36486369 Looks like Dave is getting desperate. Why should it be necessary to extend the deadline for registration?...
10:21 Thu 09th Jun 201634 answers, last by Khandro 23:19 Thu 09th Jun 2016
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coffeeboy

Wallet

I always keep a photo of my wife and kids in my wallet, it reminds me why there's no money in there....
19:28 Tue 07th Jun 20163 answers, last by paddyk 08:41 Wed 08th Jun 2016
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secsee1

The Five Kinds Of Sex

The first kind is Smurf Sex This happens during the honeymoon, you both keep doing it until you're blue in the face The second kind is Kitchen Sex This is at the beginning of the marriage, you'll have...
10:03 Tue 31st May 20163 answers, last by marval 17:37 Tue 31st May 2016
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maggiebee

Wedding Bells

Hi everyone,a dear friend of mine has bought tickets to the UEFA championships league final in Milan next Saturday (Real Madrid v Atletico) The trouble is he completely forgot that Saturday is his...
23:55 Tue 24th May 20163 answers, last by paddyk 08:50 Thu 26th May 2016
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paddyk

This Is Paddy

Someone asked me if Paddy was my real name. The answer is No - the pic on my Avatar is Paddy - one of our Labradors. Recently we noticed lumps on his front paws which he was licking. Took him to vets...
21:08 Fri 20th May 20165 answers, last by Prudie 18:27 Mon 30th May 2016
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Well I've Done The Snail Patrol...,.

I've a weird enjoyment in going into the garden really early, especially after rain, and collecting all the snails and slugs that are quietly munching my flowers and shrubs. Is it wrong that I throw...
07:12 Thu 19th May 201623 answers, last by Smowball 00:08 Sat 21st May 2016
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paddyk

Rear Wheel Arches On Fiesta

Hi. I've seen replacement rear wheel arch panels on e-bay for a Fiesta Mk4/5 for around £50. Wife's little runabout is a 1.8 TD (2002 reg) which we've had since nearly new and has been well...
19:33 Sat 14th May 20164 answers, last by TWR 08:23 Sun 15th May 2016
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paddyk

220V Drill

If I buy a 220 volt drill, will this work off a domestic 240V power supply or would you need some sort of transformer ?
08:38 Mon 04th Apr 20169 answers, last by beso 11:18 Thu 14th Apr 2016
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maggiebee

Racism

A racist walks into a crowded bar. He looks around and sees a black man sitting in a corner. The racist walks up to the bar, turns around and announces, "I'm going to buy everyone in this bar a free...
19:36 Thu 03rd Mar 20162 answers, last by paddyk 10:27 Fri 04th Mar 2016
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TWR

Have You Cut Back On Servicing?

Have you cut back on the service requirements on you car & in what way?...
09:48 Wed 13th Jan 201621 answers, last by douglas9401 08:43 Thu 14th Jan 2016

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