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marval

Library

A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, Slams a book down and screams at the librarian, "This is the worst book I've ever read!" "It has no plot and far too many...
00:28 Mon 14th Feb 20117 answers, last by keithlbw 12:56 Mon 14th Feb 2011
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CailinDeas

ERIC

As many Silver Surfers know, sometimes we have trouble with our computers. I had a problem yesterday, so I called Eric, the 13 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control, and asked...
23:46 Sun 30th Jan 20115 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 14:29 Fri 04th Feb 2011
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McMouse

The Priest And The Rabbi

A priest and a rabbi were sharing a compartment on a train. After a while, the priest put down his book and said to the Rabbi, "I know that in your religion you're not supposed to eat pork... but...
11:25 Tue 11th Jan 20113 answers, last by mibn2cweus 19:53 Tue 11th Jan 2011
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marval

Sheep dentist

An animal orthodontist who practiced in Iowa was called one day by a frantic farmer in Australia. "Help sir!" he cried, "I just got braces and orthodontic equipment for 100 of my sheep,...
16:17 Sun 02nd Jan 20115 answers, last by mike11111 20:09 Sun 09th Jan 2011
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sidkid

Cheeky Checkout

A man was in a long line at his local Tesco store. As he got to the till he realised he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the checkout girl if she could have some brought up to the register....
03:19 Sun 19th Dec 20102 answers, last by sidkid 15:48 Sun 19th Dec 2010
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benny3008

which side of a chicken.....

has more feathers???? . . . . . . . . . . . . . the outside!!! ;-)...
01:52 Sat 11th Dec 201011 answers, last by benny3008 15:33 Sat 11th Dec 2010
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birdie73

Chikdren's Society Autumn Quiz

Help needed please with last few left on this quiz, all have answers which contain a place name in them, numbers given for some. 41 The British government or it's policy, so called from a London...
20:38 Sun 28th Nov 20109 answers, last by birdie73 21:58 Sun 28th Nov 2010
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keithlbw

Back Button

My back button is working on everything except AB....Anyone else having this problem ?
13:24 Mon 22nd Nov 20109 answers, last by NazNomad 00:51 Wed 24th Nov 2010
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barrababe

Big mistake!!

i purchased a new car, and swaped it with my old car on my existing insurance policy. 5 days later i checked over my insurance policy, only to find that my insurance company had cancelled MY...
21:12 Mon 22nd Nov 201017 answers, last by ojread22 16:54 Tue 23rd Nov 2010
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keithlbw

Back Button

My back button is working on everything except AB....Anyone else having this problem ? ( also posted on "How It Works" )...
13:27 Mon 22nd Nov 201018 answers, last by NazNomad 23:26 Mon 22nd Nov 2010
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fbg40

I like this one !!

> > > > BIG PEOPLE WORDS > > > A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to become accustomed > to > the > first grade. > > The biggest hurdle they faced was...
12:15 Thu 18th Nov 20103 answers, last by puternut 01:11 Sun 21st Nov 2010
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WhiteBears

why does the best part always get cuts off?

any reason why wen i'm watching tv the best part always gets cut off by poor aierl signals? its also like watching football.. boring for 43 mins then u miss the goal cos of the same thing. why does it...
00:00 Wed 17th Nov 201015 answers, last by nigel1968 10:54 Fri 19th Nov 2010
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Jemisa

What is Insulin?

What is insulin and how did it get its name? Insulin is an isolated hormone which controls sugar levels and is used to treat diabetes. Canadian physician Frederick Banting (born on November 14, 1891)...
11:14 Sun 14th Nov 201011 answers, last by keithlbw 13:43 Tue 16th Nov 2010
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AB Editor

Having Problems With My Racing Snail

I've been having problems with my Racing Snail recently. He's just not winning races like he used to. A friend advised me to remove his shell, "It might make him go faster," he said,...
14:01 Wed 10th Nov 20108 answers, last by marval 19:33 Wed 10th Nov 2010
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lindylou16

Working!!

I have a broccoli job at the nursing home. I just carry stools about all day....
20:06 Mon 08th Nov 20109 answers, last by NazNomad 16:46 Tue 09th Nov 2010
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Jemisa

The Old Man.

An elderly man is stopped by the police around 1 am. and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies,“I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on...
23:14 Sun 07th Nov 20101 answer, last by keithlbw 13:46 Mon 08th Nov 2010
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classybird31

Cryptic clues for parts of the body

1. Receptacle 2. Employees 3. Holiday requisites 4. 2 wild berries 5. Extravagance 6. 2 young calves 7. Musical instrument...
18:21 Sun 07th Nov 20107 answers, last by keithlbw 18:44 Sun 07th Nov 2010
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pauln90

Never lose your grandson

My small grandson got lost at the shopping mall.......... He approached a uniformed security guard and said, "I've lost my grandpa!" The guard asked, "What's his name?"...
15:11 Thu 04th Nov 20107 answers, last by seadogg 20:48 Thu 04th Nov 2010
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keithlbw

Who is at fault

My wife who is nearly 60 tripped over a dogs lead outside a shop ---- who is to blame the shop or the dog owner... About 5 foot from the main entrance to a supermarket there are 5 or 6 bollards about...
19:16 Thu 04th Nov 20106 answers, last by Chez91 19:50 Tue 09th Nov 2010
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lindylou16

I Failed

At a recent job interview I was asked if I could give an example of a time I'd multi-tasked. I thought drinking and driving was a really good answer....
19:32 Tue 02nd Nov 20109 answers, last by mike11111 20:38 Tue 02nd Nov 2010

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