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tonyav

My wife.

My wife was motified when her PIP breast implant ruptured and beganslowly leaking industrial grade silcone ! However, she's now had her nipples pierced and we've been able to seal around the bath,...
15:08 Sun 29th Jan 20121 answer, last by keithlbw 18:40 Sun 29th Jan 2012
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JustNotCricket

how do I travel in Cairo

I arrive at the Airport at midday and I need to travel 40km to my hotel near the pyramids. What is the cheapest way to get around.
18:16 Fri 27th Jan 201213 answers, last by Andyvon 22:11 Sat 28th Jan 2012
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marval

A Scotch with two drops of water

A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says, 'I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it's today.'...
23:22 Tue 24th Jan 20122 answers, last by McMouse 12:48 Wed 25th Jan 2012
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cas42

Example sentences

Can you please give exmpales of sentences using the following words: 1) Unsubtly 2) Slackly Thanks for any help...
16:19 Sun 22nd Jan 201211 answers, last by cas42 08:57 Mon 23rd Jan 2012
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wilkesneil

finance settlement.

in 2007 i took a finance agreement for a car and as it finishes in december this year i want to finish early. looking through the agreement i notice a piece that states the following--- when 75% of...
10:56 Sat 14th Jan 201213 answers, last by wilkesneil 13:17 Sun 22nd Jan 2012
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marval

Jam & Bubble Gum

An Australian man was having a coffee and croissants with butter and jam in a cafe when an American tourist, chewing gum, sat down next to him. The Australian politely ignored the American, who,...
21:18 Fri 13th Jan 20125 answers, last by coffeeboy 20:57 Thu 19th Jan 2012
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joggerjayne

Why Did Antony ...

... Worrall Thompson get caught stealing cheese? Because he didn't hide it caerphilly enough. =0)...
00:07 Thu 12th Jan 201210 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 23:14 Thu 12th Jan 2012
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englishgirl

What is the best way to advertise a website for free

I have my own website selling photographs of Motorcycle racing but getting very few hits dont have a lot of spare cash what is best way to get free advertising for it.
21:09 Wed 11th Jan 20126 answers, last by EvianBaby 14:09 Sun 15th Jan 2012
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pdust

saving log in details

If I signed into somewhere, say facebook, on one laptop and it saved the log in details so when I put the address in it signs me straight in, then I signed into the same account on a different laptop...
16:53 Wed 11th Jan 20122 answers, last by pdust 17:31 Wed 11th Jan 2012
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carrust

I've just....

....been arrested for stealing a horse.....it was a fair clop.....
21:09 Thu 05th Jan 20121 answer, last by keithlbw 21:09 Thu 05th Jan 2012
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Capeman

Food and Drink Related

I'm not sure which section this should be in, but here goes: FW butter NP Also, I have one relating to water or air creatures: LAAAT neck Any help greatly appreciated. HNY...
08:39 Sat 31st Dec 20113 answers, last by Capeman 09:48 Sat 31st Dec 2011
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tinkerbell23

Net wage of £21200 p/a?

What would you clear monthly after tax & NI x
12:16 Mon 19th Dec 201112 answers, last by tinkerbell23 22:13 Mon 19th Dec 2011
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01camp01

santa

where does santa go for a crap the nearest chimney pot...
23:32 Sun 18th Dec 201113 answers, last by cupid04 21:25 Mon 19th Dec 2011
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citytilidie7

nuisance tel calls at home

Does anybody know the tel. number to stop these calls...thanks in advance.
10:58 Thu 15th Dec 201110 answers, last by smurfchops 18:24 Sat 17th Dec 2011
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bonnie&clyde

Peugeot 206Verve - Orange dashboard light.

I got in my car last night and there was a beep. I noticed that there was an orange light showing on the dashboard. Does this mean I need to get a garage to do 'engine diagnostics'? Just to add, the...
09:32 Thu 15th Dec 201117 answers, last by AlBags 19:05 Fri 16th Dec 2011
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marval

Pie

Aplu: Would you like some Egyptian Pie? Taplu: What's Egyptian pie? Aplu: You know, the kind mummy used to make....
17:20 Sun 27th Nov 20117 answers, last by marval 23:09 Mon 28th Nov 2011
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cozzer

money matters

1 where in the uk are 1 pound notes still in use?[8] 2 a kind of small shark [5-3] 3 type of pig [6]4 term to descibe a very good investment [4-4]
21:35 Mon 21st Nov 20117 answers, last by methyl 01:15 Tue 22nd Nov 2011
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dance2trance

What is the law regarding the building of Tombs/Monuments in a Cemetery?

I want to build a monument for myself and put my corpse in it. Are there size limitations? Whose permission do I need? Do I just buy a plot from a Council and crack on? Thanks.
14:15 Wed 16th Nov 20119 answers, last by boxtops 18:36 Thu 17th Nov 2011
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marval

Problem

I don't know why I didn't realise this sooner. It's the shampoo we use in the shower. When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and printed very clearly on the shampoo label is the...
22:15 Sat 12th Nov 20118 answers, last by Stamford_Richard 12:56 Sun 13th Nov 2011
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roxie_09

Holiday to Egypt.

Hi all, I am looking at going away next year to Egypt, but have no idea where to stay. I want to do the pyramids and other obvious tourist attractions, but also maybe see local things that are not so...
21:19 Tue 08th Nov 201122 answers, last by aquabluesharm 22:17 Fri 06th Jan 2012

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