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marval | 21:15 Sat 12th Nov 2011 | Jokes
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I don't know why I didn't realise this sooner.

It's the shampoo we use in the shower. When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and printed very clearly on the shampoo label is the warning:

'FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY'.

No wonder I have been gaining weight. I am getting rid of the shampoo and am changing to dishwashing liquid, instead.

'DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE'

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Problem solved, I shall take your tip!
You have saved the world.
(or at least the fat half of it.)

Although, I myself an anorexic.....I look in the mirror and I think I'm fat...it's diagnostic.
^^am anorexic^^
Never ever thought I would say this about one of your gags Marvel.....
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Brillant - original (well I've not heard it before ) ...best Ive seen on here in ages..
Oops sorry should be "Marval"
I've seen it before, but I still think it's a good 'un!
ha ha/ I like it and I wish it would work.
Very good.

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