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Man Utd .

Man Utd have renamed the North Stand at Old Trafford in honour of Alex Ferguson. Why any football club wants a stand called ar*e hole is totally beyond me.! ! !...

Maggiemoo

Who has the right to say what is written on a headstone.

My mother died some 20 years ago and my siblings and I paid for her funeral and headstone. My recently deceased father (who has been buried in our mother's grave) left his estate to a person none of...

CoraHarrison

My First Auction... - Commision?

The auction houses website says this Buyers Premium: Would clientele please note that a Buyers Premium of 10% plus VAT will be applicable at all auction sales. Does that mean the commission is 30% on...

Kathyan

Natwest website

Can't get onto the Natwest website. Does anyone know what's wrong please?

Ratfeatures

Do you believe in sewer dwellers? This may change your mind

There is an open sewer where im from that comes up on the beach and a few weeks ago i was coming back from a party using the beach as a short cut when i heard an animal yelping like it was in pain. I...

Messalina

Abcess Makes The Heart Grow Fonder

Sorry, for the title, couldn't resist. Anyway, Smoke the Mog had to go to the vets yesterday for an abcess on the back of his head lancing. He now looks like a monk with the bald patch. He's got to...

starone

Curtain Rods

On the first day, she sadly packed her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things. On the third day, she sat down for the last time...

ELVIS68

Playing at the Cardiff Odeon this weekend.....

9 1/2 Leeks Trefforest Gump Cwmando The Lost Boyos An American Werewolf in Powys Huw Dares Gwyneth Dai Hard The Wizard of Oswestry Cool Hand Look-you Sheepless in Seattle The Eagle has Llandudno The...

starone

How to wash your cat

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl... 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In one smooth movement put...

starone

Grandma's Birth Control Pills

A doctor who had been seeing an eighty year old woman for most of her life finally retired. At her next checkup the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed...

cc1

Road Sign

A commonly seen road sign says "Road liable to flooding" and it irritates me! I think it should be "liable to flood" or "prone to flooding". What do others think? Am I...

starone

Hope someone can help me with this

I bought something from an eBay seller which cost me £24.95 paid for via PayPal. The item was damaged and so I complained to the seller. I wrote to him twice and he didn't answer so I opened a...

ths1104

Scan a book that I own?

Can I scan a book that I own ? I want to read it on my Ipad. Then can I put it on P2P network for example ? If yes could you point out the reference article ? If not why ?

lankeela

First Millenium Platinum Credit Card

Seems too good to be true - is it? No credit check, guaranteed credit limit - whats the catch?

sidkid

Slow worm.

I've been looking after an injured slow worm for the past three weeks. Something attacked it in my back garden and bit off a sizeable portion of it's tail. It's in a plastic container with a small...

craft1948

Last cracker.......

I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a grave. As I was standing there I noticed 4 grave diggers walking about with a coffin, 3 hours later and they're still walking about with it. I...

bluebird34

Completely dead!!!

Hi everyone, A few times lately when moving rooms with my laptop it has sort of faded away, but the next time I used it everthing appeared OK. However last week i plugged in and switched on and...