Do you believe in sewer dwellers? This may change your mind

[Ratfeatures]

There is an open sewer where im from that comes up on the beach and a few weeks ago i was coming back from a party using the beach as a short cut when i heard an animal yelping like it was in pain.
I walked towards the noise and was amazed to see what appeared to be a young boy with some fencing wire wrapped around his leg where he twisted it on harder whilst trying to get away. The boy was completely naked, dirty and had odd rat like features, almost non human looking and with sharp teeth, ive never seen anything like it in my life. I helped him remove the wire buy he must've broken his ankle as he couldn't walk. I asked him how it happened, where is his family and where does he live but all i got was wide eyed bewilderment and grunts. At some point i heard a noise coming from the sewer and a group of naked adults emerged all with similar features, naked and dirty and they seemed scared and was communicating with the boy through grunts, whistles and other animal sounds. I laid the boy on the floor and the adults came and carried him off to the sewers, one came back and pressed what appeared to be a diamond in my hand before hobbling off towards the sewers. There is no doubt in my mind that there is a community of mutant sewer dwellers below us, does anyone know or has heard of this before?

[redcrx]

have you got the diamond valued yet?

[fliptheswitch]

Lol. Thanks for giving me face ache! :D

[Milvus]

That's thorough Red, reading it until the end. I never got to the diamond bit

[fliptheswitch]

Oh but you should, Milvus! It really did have me in stitches.

[crisgal]

sorry, i'm confused. What language is this written in? Only is does sound very much like b0ll0x to me!

[fliptheswitch]

Lol crisgal... but I don't believe you. I reckon it's true! :P

[ruthandsam]

Almost certainly crisgal!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mole_people

[thos]

love your answer m10. listening to the news there is an awful lot on the internet

[redcrx]

perhaps a relative of the green children of woolpit http://en.wikipedia.o...n_children_of_Woolpit

[Milvus]

No answer for some time. I hope Rat hasn't gone back to the beach.........

[joko]

do you have a mobile phone?

[boxtops]

Yes thank you, joko :-)

[Old_Geezer]

Ratfeatures speaks the truth; for I was that boy !

[joko]

i meant rat...just wondered why he hadnt taken any pictures...

most people have mobiles and i cant imagine anything you would be more desperate to get evidence of than this...but no...

let me guess...the flash didnt go off...? battery died...? came out blurred...? lost phone shortly after taking them...?

[samuel23]

Equation -
Large bottle of Jack Daniels + watching X factor + vivid imagination / bull = amusing story :-)

[askyourgran]

Tell us about the diamond.

[boxtops]

LOL gran, you get your priorities right!

[nextqueen]

There are people that live down the sewers in las vegas. a friend of mine's son did a photo study for a book down there, gruesome!