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lindylou16 | 19:32 Tue 02nd Nov 2010 | Jokes
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At a recent job interview I was asked if I could give an example of a time I'd multi-tasked.

I thought drinking and driving was a really good answer.
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oops lol......
19:34 Tue 02nd Nov 2010
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Don't be silly! That's only dual tasking. You should have added that you were smoking a joint and having sex at the same time. You would have got the job!
19:37 Tue 02nd Nov 2010
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Hey I failed my last interview because i couldn't spell "Armageddon", they acted like it was the end of the world.
19:48 Tue 02nd Nov 2010
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You still can't spell it. It's 2 gs and one d.
19:49 Tue 02nd Nov 2010
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Hate your job? There is a support group for that, it's called EVERYONE and they meet at the pub.
19:55 Tue 02nd Nov 2010
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Apologies re your spelling. You are correct. Just was the double dd and lapsed into Welsh mode. Been out in the valleys with the sheep too long today.
20:00 Tue 02nd Nov 2010
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You mean, "Been out in the valleys with the sheep too long today, isn't it".?
20:01 Tue 02nd Nov 2010
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You mean, "Been out in the valleys with the sheep too long today, isn't it Boy-o"
20:36 Tue 02nd Nov 2010
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Sorry. Was doing shorthand. There's lovely, now!
20:38 Tue 02nd Nov 2010

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