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Why The Pope Resigned

The Pope was in his private residence having one off the wrist when he suddenly noticed a photographer at the window filming him. The Pope said please do not publish those photos as I will be ruined....

Smowball

Daft Fox Question?

With all the news recently about foxes coming into peoples houses, and only yesterday a few miles from me a fox attacked a 4 week old baby in their house and bit the baby's finger off - well my son...

phleb

Everytime I Walk Past A Horse

It panics. Its happened several times now, my mate and i were taking a brisk walk, and she was walking like me, behaving same as me, and the horse did'nt flinch when she walked past, but when i walked...

foxyferret

Waxwings

My daughter phoned me yesterday to say she had a flock of waxwings in her garden, she lives in Stamford, Lincs. Not long ago, she had a green woodpecker on her lawn and took photos on her phone. I...

Chipchopper

Findus 100% Horse!

New theme tune - "Champion the lasagna sauce!"...

carrust

What Did..

...the Yorkshireman say when he tasted a Findus lasagne?.....It's champion...

barmy

Garden Screening

I currently have brush screening (2m high) but over the years it has worn away , cats have made holes in the bottom, etc. so I am looking to replace it. I don't want to put fencing panels up but I...

society

Are The The Same?

Is catnip and lemon balm the same plant? I Googled catnip and the pictures looked just like lemon balm....

carrust

Colius.

Is it possible to take a cutting off a colius plant? I grew it from seed last year & it's a fine specimen....

maggiebee

Nesting?

Would coal tits be nesting already? We've got snow on the ground but a coal tit keeps visiting the liner of my hanging basket, pulls out a few strands and flies off. Back a few minutes later for more....

Ladybyrne

Fence Panelling

We had new close board fence panelling installed in our front garden about 3 years ago. It was already treated in a yellowy brown colour which has since faded to a greyish colour. I actually prefer...

Oldilocks

Getting rid of moles.

Has anyone got any tips on howw to get rid of moles humanely?

Smowball

Poo On Decking!?

I havent been up on to our decking at the end of the gsrden since the snow melted but have just been up there and there are 3 separate piles of - to put it bluntly-poo. Its far too big to be from our...

christine50

Places In Great Britain

1. on my trip here i cuddled with jack .(6) 2 .A fool. (4,3,2,6) 3. Virginia creeper in U.S.A. (6,3) 4. suffer a financial loss. (4,2,4.) 5. In distress. (5,3,6) 6. Not in west Yorkshire but in...

neil2

Daily Record 02/02/2013

33a, Kitchen flooring material (5) *i***...

chrissy847

Turf

What is the best month of the year to returf your lawn?...

tearinghair

New Garden Pond Part 2

About a month ago I asked for advice on replacing our old garden pond. Thank you again for your help; I've now got the new one in (I decided on pre-formed in the end) and yesterday we added the water....

pusskin

Eagle Watch

been watching this nest for a few days now. Enjoy Abers x

scruffbag

How Can You Make A Bike Chain Go Rusty?

What can you put on it to make it rusty?

funkylad20

Best Complete Mixer For Small Dog

Does anybody have a recommendation for a complete dog food for a small JR Cross? She isn't a fussy eater, is six this year and has slightly stinky breath! She currently has a handful of Bakers...

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