Why The Pope Resigned

[gollob]

The Pope was in his private residence having one off the wrist when he suddenly noticed a photographer at the window filming him. The Pope said please do not publish those photos as I will be ruined. The photographer said I will sell you the camera for 50,000 Euros then. So the Pope buys the camera . At a service at the Vatican he wears the camera and a cardinal notices it. The Cardinal asks the Pope thats a nice camera what did it cost. The Pope says 50,000 Euros. Blimey says the Cardinal , he must have seen you coming

[bibblebub]

the real reason has been revealed - tests show that he's 29% horse http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2013/02/12/pope-resigns-i-am-29-horse/

[EDDIE51]

Why does The Pope have a bath with his eye closed ?
He doesn't like to look down on the unemployed .