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Plants Which Like Alot Of Water?

The soil in my borders are in need of a few plants. I am wondering as the soil is quite waterlogged are there any plants who like alot of water. Thanks...

boxtops

Camouflaged Wildlife!

These are amazing! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2253701/Invisible-animals-These-Incredible-images-animals-doing-disappearing-act-predators-near.html?ICO=most_read_module...

princerupe74

my dog can't stand having his nails clipped. I only have to approach him with the clippers in my hand and he runs a mile. His nails are getting too long now. How do I clip them? No way I'm paying a...

Chipchopper

As Dead As Mutton......

Sure, I know what it means but why 'Mutton' ?

sunflower68

Which Plants To Buy?

Hello. I need to pick your gardening brains. My mum would like some pretty or unusual climbing plants or shrubbery to go in front of a new fence she is getting. She is replacing old fence and having...

marval

Mirror

After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life, an old codger decided it was time to visit the big city. In one of the city’s stores, he picked up a mirror and looked in it. Not...

Cannaboy

Bees

Does anyone know what tune 'according to legend' do all hibernating bees wake up and hum in unison?

derekpara

Garden Birds

My two hanging feeders have hardly been touched for weeks. Should I be putting out something other than mixed seed ? I'm in the south east. D...

mazie

Long Tailed Tits

We've just counted at least 30 in our Cherry Tree. We noticed them a couple of days ago and counted about 12/15... The tree looks as thought it's moving with them. Amazing :o)

Wiirone

What's With Blue Lights At Christmas?

Ok, this isn't Bah Humbug, honestly, but I don't think vivid blue lights are very Christmassy yet there seem to be so many of them everywhere. I was flying in to Gatwick Airport a couple of weeks ago...

furballxl5

I Am Fed Up

with my other half. All he keeps doing at this time of the year is eat russells sprouts and then keeps belching and farting all the time....

marval

Three For The Price Of One

One day Lena confided to her friend Hilda that she had finally cured her nervous husband, Ole, of his habit of biting his nails. "Good gracious," said Hilda, "How did you do that?" "It was really...

sidkid

One Dark Night

in the small town of Woopwoop, Western Australia, a fire started inside the local sausage factory. In a blink the building was engulfed in flames. The alarm went out to all the fire departments for...

Marijn

Food Poisoning Risk

Sausages and fish from the supermarket chiller cabinet were taken camping on Wednesday, and were not unwrapped. They have been brought home and put in the fridge last night. Are they safe to eat? They...

humbersloop

I Have A Whiffy Fridge...

...some tomatos went off in there earlier in the week and despite having scoured the damn thing, there's still horrible pen and inks wafting out when the door's opened What to do?...

Mrgaret

Nature

What is the name of a perennial clover with purple upright flowers beginning with Z.

ummmm

Airport...

A bloke is driving through Dublin and can't quite find his way, so he pulls over to ask a paddy for directions "Alright mate, how do you get to the airport from here?" To which paddy replied "My...

maggiebee

Thief

Just had a very upset friend on the phone. She's been to visit her late husband's grave and someone has stolen the wreath that she left there just a few days ago. Probably just a thoughtless act, but...

hammerman

More Turkey Advice Needed.

Our xmas dinner is on Boxing day this year when the kids and grandkids will be over and we'll be having turkey. I plan to get one of the bigger Tesco frozen turkey's that is around 6kg or serves 11-14...

AlwaysConfused

My Poor Lawn

Mary looks out her kitchen window and sees that a mole has practically destroyed the back lawn, so she tells her husband, Paddy, to go out and kill it and to show no mercy. After ten minutes, Paddy...

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