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ummmm

Airport...

A bloke is driving through Dublin and can't quite find his way, so he pulls over to ask a paddy for directions "Alright mate, how do you get to the airport from here?" To which paddy replied "My...
13:23 Sat 22nd Dec 201210 answers, last by pjgriffo 14:44 Thu 27th Dec 2012
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maggiebee

Thief

Just had a very upset friend on the phone. She's been to visit her late husband's grave and someone has stolen the wreath that she left there just a few days ago. Probably just a thoughtless act, but...
11:41 Sat 22nd Dec 201220 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 19:26 Sat 22nd Dec 2012
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hammerman

More Turkey Advice Needed.

Our xmas dinner is on Boxing day this year when the kids and grandkids will be over and we'll be having turkey. I plan to get one of the bigger Tesco frozen turkey's that is around 6kg or serves 11-14...
11:10 Thu 20th Dec 201212 answers, last by diddlydo 23:05 Mon 24th Dec 2012
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AlwaysConfused

My Poor Lawn

Mary looks out her kitchen window and sees that a mole has practically destroyed the back lawn, so she tells her husband, Paddy, to go out and kill it and to show no mercy. After ten minutes, Paddy...
00:29 Sat 22nd Dec 20125 answers, last by Starbuckone 10:35 Sat 22nd Dec 2012
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lankeela

Probably Seen This Before

but well worth sharing again: http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=EVwlMVYqMu4&vq=medium#t=125...
18:25 Fri 21st Dec 20125 answers, last by divegirl 19:35 Sat 22nd Dec 2012
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mrs_overall

Wild West Town

Does anyone else's home town turn into the Wild West tonight? We call it Black Eyed Friday as all the builders and associated trades finish work early and head for the pub. Some of the fights are...
09:56 Fri 21st Dec 201214 answers, last by Dee Sa 16:26 Fri 21st Dec 2012
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puternut

Thieves

Just got home to find all the windows & doors open. ....... ....... They've taken everything....its all gone. ....... ....... The dirty, rotten thieives! ....... ....... What kind of sick minded...
17:39 Thu 20th Dec 201213 answers, last by Chipchopper 10:58 Fri 21st Dec 2012
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Jeza

When I Was A Kid......

There was no such thing as credit cards. Most people didn't even have a bank account. They were paid on Friday's in cash. My Mum put money aside every week in an old tea caddy. This paid for...
00:32 Fri 21st Dec 201224 answers, last by hc4361 11:59 Fri 21st Dec 2012
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squarebear

End Of World And Giant Ball In Sky?

I don't wish to alarm anyone but with all this end of the world stuff tomorrow, I just looked out of the window and can see a big bright ball. Can anyone else see this?
23:27 Thu 20th Dec 201214 answers, last by Hopkirk 12:17 Sat 22nd Dec 2012
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Chipchopper

Bacon Sarnie

I've been visualizing a bacon sandwich for lunch and I'm getting quiet hungry now Any ideas on livening it up a bit, without dumping a load of salad on top ?...
14:30 Thu 20th Dec 201224 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 18:00 Fri 04th Jan 2013
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Chipchopper

Santa's On His Waaaaaaaay!

When I was a kid, I used to get terrified of that big Santa guy getting stuck in our small chimney pot Last Christmas Eve, my mom left out the usual glass of eggnog and some cookies, and as usual,...
14:11 Thu 20th Dec 20123 answers, last by Chipchopper 14:48 Thu 20th Dec 2012
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Cruciformist

I Was A Shellfish Breeder....

(careful how you say that!)..... The world was my oyster....
18:46 Wed 19th Dec 201263 answers, last by excelsior-1 22:36 Wed 19th Dec 2012
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maggiebee

Romance?

A couple was Christmas shopping on Christmas Eve and the whole place was heaving, packed with other last minute shoppers. Walking through the shopping centre the surprised wife looked up from a window...
15:04 Tue 18th Dec 20127 answers, last by tonyav 18:54 Tue 18th Dec 2012
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lankeela

Antiques Roadshow

Paddy took 2 stuffed dogs to Antiques Roadshow "Ooh!" said the presenter, "This is a very rare set, produced by the celebrated Johns Brothers taxidermists who operated in London at the turn of last...
11:49 Tue 18th Dec 20127 answers, last by Chipchopper 18:38 Tue 18th Dec 2012
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Woodstock

Wood Eating Caterpillars??

I have a wooden shed in which I work as a florist. I keep lots of fresh stock plus cardboard boxes of dried, silk and other artificial flowers stacked together under a table against the walls of the...
17:41 Tue 18th Dec 20125 answers, last by Woodstock 11:48 Thu 20th Dec 2012
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Chipchopper

Ufo Crash Landing

It was a rainy and windy evening, the temperature began to plummet as the sun sank behind a thick thunder cloud in a rural area in the county of Norfolk England A flying saucer hovered over a US air...
01:52 Mon 17th Dec 20128 answers, last by Old_Geezer 14:52 Mon 17th Dec 2012
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Mattk

Why is 'brolly' an abbreviation of umbrella?

Shouldn't it be 'brelly'?
11:17 Wed 21st Nov 201221 answers, last by Chipchopper 11:24 Fri 14th Dec 2012
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McMouse

Jigsaw Puzzle

A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbour and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started." Her neighbour asks, "What is it...
12:24 Wed 12th Dec 20128 answers, last by ordbrae 19:07 Thu 13th Dec 2012
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lankeela

Abandoned Dog

The RSPCA have released a CCTV film of two women abandoning an emaciated Rottweiler in Brighton - please crosspost and share to try to identify them....
21:43 Tue 11th Dec 201238 answers, last by ladybirder 20:31 Tue 18th Dec 2012
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Vimto

Marjorie's seedling plum.

I have a ten year-old Marjorie's seedling plum tree in my garden which fruits reliably every year and produces around 20-30lb of delicious plums although this year yield was down but quality was...
14:02 Wed 14th Nov 20123 answers, last by Chipchopper 13:05 Tue 11th Dec 2012

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