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Petrol Lawnmower

Hi all I have purchased a petrol lawnmower about a year ago,all my others have been electric ones.I have put petrol in as required,but have not put any oil in it since new.I must admit i know very...

gness

The sun is glorious so I took a glass of wine to drink on the patio. My pond has some water but I've not planted it up yet. I watched a strange object bobbing about above the shelf....got the net and...

andydingdangdoo

How To Cut Back Ivy

I have just moved to a new house which has a drive way over looking a paved garden, from the drive down to the garden is a 8 foot wall which is covered in ivy that looks great but is out of control. I...

Chipchopper

Book Shelf ?

I'm planning on fixing a book shelf to a wall, it's a pine board approx 4 ft x 6ins. The wall itself is only plaster-board and I'm worried if its gonna be tough enough to bear the weight of books. I...

princerupe74

Warm Weather

when is the warm weather coming to the UK? Brrrrrrrrrrrr!

flump1

My Dog Has Gone Today

I have lost my greatest friend today and I am heartbroken. She was 13 and so scruffy but she was a joy and I don't know what to do without her....

Stargazer

Don't Aggravate Older Women

A mature lady gets pulled over for speeding. Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Traffic Cop: Yes ma'am, I'm afraid you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see. Traffic Cop: Can I see your license...

Chipchopper

Jerusalem Artichokes....

I've just recently discovered the virtues of the Jerusalem artichoke or sunchoke. So far, I've been slicing them thin then sauteing in a little veg oil, today I added bacon, mushroom and egg and found...

yduj

Wire Worm

Does anyone know how we can get rid of wire worm. We have been cultivating a small corner of a grassy field to grow vegetables for the last 3-4 years. Most crops are fine but onion type veg and...

giveup

Can't Wait Any Longer.

Haven't had crumpets for ages but weakened and bought some today. Just about to toast them and slather them with butter and jam.All welcome if you're quick.

marval

Big

A lady was in the stirrups at her gynaecologist’s office having her annual check-up, when she heard the doctor talking to himself as he examined her. "My, what a big vagina! ... My, what a big...

sandyRoe

Vince Cable's Hat...

Does anyone else think that is seems just a tad too big for his head?

B00

Valley Of Hillbillies

I live in a weird little valley of people who im convinced are interbreeding and each successive generation is becoming dimmer though on the plus side their digits on their hands and feet are...

tonyav

Magpies.

Do Magpies use the same nest twice ?.

Sqad

Blast From The Past!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2283696/Primary-school-ALL-440-pupils-speak-English-second-language-receives-glowing-Ofsted-report.html That was the first school that i attended........milk...

mrs_overall

Idiot Of The Weekend Award

This must go to my friends son. He decided he fancied skiing and the fact there is no snow here did not deter him. He obtained a plank of wood, a length of rope and was towed along at speed by his...

Prudie

Omg Waxwings

I've just gone bleary eyed for a ciggy and thought what are they all over my crab apple? Waxwings! I'm so excited I've never seen one before. Sorry the picture was taken in such a panic it's not...

felixmfm

Dead Wasps In A Circle In Attic

Last autumn I found a very neat circle of dead wasps in a dry attic bedroom. Have no recollection of a nest of wasps around the house. Think it was Autumn, but not too sure. Afraid I swept it up and...

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