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Sunshine And Showers

Everything in the garden is looking great, with this fine weather! I'm loving it from ma head to ma toes!...
08:52 Sun 24th May 20205 answers, last by Gromit 13:28 Sun 24th May 2020
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Primer Or No Primer

Hi I'm looking at painting some bright and shiny galvanized metal. So do I need a primer, or is there a paint that can be painted directly on to the metal ? Red is the colour I want to achieve as the...
08:41 Mon 18th May 202010 answers, last by alavahalf 15:33 Tue 19th May 2020
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Blackcap

I was pleased to see a male blackcap in my garden yesterday, it had a beak full of caterpillars,so I think it has a nest near by. Summer visitor I believe. The green woodpecker was making its yaffle...
06:27 Sun 17th May 20207 answers, last by Mexican18 12:50 Sun 17th May 2020
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Nuts & Bolts ?

Re the spring washer. I'm just assembling a new wheelbarrow at the moment and I'm not quite sure where abouts the spring washer go's. There are solid washers also, so am I right in assuming that the...
12:45 Fri 15th May 20204 answers, last by bookbinder 18:02 Sat 16th May 2020
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When Will They Ever Learn >

Driving in my car into town took ages. The car in front of me was slow moving and taking up two lanes of traffic, blimin road hog!. And just what is it with these hedgehogs, why can't they just learn...
06:27 Wed 13th May 20201 answer, last by Patsy33 09:39 Wed 13th May 2020
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I Woke Up This Morning

Last night I dreamed I was munching my way through a giant marshmallow. When i woke up, found half my pillow had gone!...
16:41 Tue 12th May 20203 answers, last by Chipchopper 20:27 Tue 12th May 2020
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Working From Home

An entrepreneurial man decided to follow his dreams and build sailing boats in his garage. Business was slow to take off at first but now he said the sails are going through the roof!
07:39 Sat 09th May 202011 answers, last by waterboatman 06:11 Sun 10th May 2020
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As I Was Walkig Down The Street...

A car slowed down next to me and a man shouted "Do you know the Battersea dogs home ?" I shouted back "i didn't even know he'd been away"...
19:15 Fri 08th May 20205 answers, last by vulcan42 08:06 Sat 09th May 2020
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An Olden For The Younguns

I went to an Eskimo restaurant and asked the waiter whats on the menu today. The waiter said "we have whale meat steaks, whale meat burgers or the special, Vera Lynn" So whats the Vera Lynn ? Waiter:...
11:09 Fri 08th May 20205 answers, last by marval 17:53 Fri 08th May 2020
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So Strange!

I was talking to my mate Mick about the eerie deserted streets and how the animals seem to be taking over. He said "yea man, its like living in a goats town!"...
07:29 Thu 07th May 202011 answers, last by Patsy33 09:42 Thu 07th May 2020
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Shot Through

A truck driver was fired from his job with the cola giant Pepsi yesterday. Reports confirmed that he tested positive for Coke....
06:52 Thu 07th May 20207 answers, last by marval 15:35 Thu 07th May 2020
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Howdy

A man go's to see his doctor and says "Dr I think I'm turning into a cowboy" Dr: "How long have you been feeling like this"" Man "about a yeeha"...
06:36 Wed 06th May 20204 answers, last by Chipchopper 07:28 Wed 06th May 2020
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The Final Answer

Inscription on the grave stone of a hypochondriac "I told them I was i'll"...
14:11 Tue 05th May 20204 answers, last by Patsy33 18:16 Tue 05th May 2020
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Posh Shoppers Only

A new way of shopping has just been announced exclusively for loyal customers only, its called clique and collect
11:12 Sun 03rd May 202011 answers, last by Chipchopper 07:32 Mon 04th May 2020
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Got My Coat On Already

Q: Which famous Arab invented the potato chip ?. A: Sultan Vinegar....
18:37 Sat 02nd May 20203 answers, last by Chipchopper 10:36 Sun 03rd May 2020
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Loft Conversion

With plenty of spare time on my hands of late, I decided it was high time i started to get on with the long awaited loft conversion. I can tell you, it didn't go down too well, when the couple from...
19:07 Tue 28th Apr 202016 answers, last by Chipchopper 17:53 Wed 29th Apr 2020
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Auschwitz

A man who had escaped from a nazi concentration camp went to heaven and told God a joke about his time in the death camp. God refused to laugh and just stared at the man stony faced with his arms...
02:07 Fri 24th Apr 2020
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Strewth!

Just woke up in bed with some sort of demonic, blurred faced entity coming to get me! I was kicking him away with my feet and shouting "go go get out". The funny thing was, I grabbed a garden hose and...
01:17 Fri 24th Apr 20208 answers, last by JimF 04:12 Fri 24th Apr 2020
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Job Interview

When I showed the boss of a construction company my portfolio with examples of my roofing work, he slated me for it.
19:12 Wed 22nd Apr 20201 answer, last by Tilly2 19:15 Wed 22nd Apr 2020
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Tato's In The Oven And Other Ways

Hi food friends, With the current situation, I'm looking at other methods of cooking the humble potato, be home grown or bought. I no longer have a deep fat firer but would like to know if its...
14:26 Tue 21st Apr 202011 answers, last by Chipchopper 08:05 Wed 22nd Apr 2020

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