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A Man Go's To His Doctor And Says-

Doc you gotta help me, every time I drink coffee I get a sharp stabbing pain in my eye. Dr: "try taking the spoon out"....
23:31 Thu 29th Oct 20202 answers, last by Arksided 23:35 Thu 29th Oct 2020
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Overheard In The Chip Shop

A guy comes to the counter of the local chippy, after queueing for 20 minutes, plaices his order of cod n' chips, then says the proprietor "am I expected to sprinkle the salt and vinegar on myself"...
23:23 Thu 29th Oct 2020
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Spiced Pumpkin Latte

It was always a favourite of mine in the coffee shops. Is it possible to replicate this flavour at home ?
07:11 Wed 30th Sep 20201 answer, last by TrevorThePug 07:44 Wed 30th Sep 2020
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Electric Mower Running Too Fast

I have a cordless electric lawn mower, which was working fine when I put it away last time I used it. this time however, the forward speed was running way too high and the speed adjustment leaver...
14:02 Tue 15th Sep 20202 answers, last by bookbinder 15:54 Thu 17th Sep 2020
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Seeking Wisdom

A Tibetan Buddhist monk spent many years travelling around the world seeking knowledge. He only had to ask me and I could have told him, he could have found it right here in Nolfork...
09:55 Thu 10th Sep 20202 answers, last by zebo 18:32 Thu 10th Sep 2020
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Tree Feller Wanted

A guy go's for an interview as a tree feller. Boss: What experience have you had in this field ?. Guy: I've worked extensively in the Sahara Forest. Don't you mean the Sahara desert ?. Guy: Is that...
11:51 Sun 06th Sep 20203 answers, last by RobNorth 14:54 Sun 06th Sep 2020
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Heres One...

A dear old grandma catches a bus into town each day with her bus pass. She kindly gives the bus driver a packet of peanuts every day. The driver enjoys the peanuts but after a week he kinda grows...
09:10 Tue 01st Sep 20201 answer, last by marval 18:27 Tue 01st Sep 2020
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Cellebrety Lifestile

Ahh, the roar of the grease paint the smell of the crowd. I remember some nights I would have beautiful women banging on my dressing room door. Sometimes I would let them out....
21:44 Sat 29th Aug 20204 answers, last by Chipchopper 14:06 Mon 31st Aug 2020
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Wild And Free!

Tonight its steak and chips with mushrooms from the lawn. ummmm! What you got ?...
19:28 Sat 29th Aug 202028 answers, last by diddlydo 23:08 Sat 29th Aug 2020
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Wood Treatment

A man besides to get his garden fence treated with wood preservative before the winter weather kicks in. He phones the job agency and hires a Polish man and a Romanian man to do the job. The first to...
09:42 Sat 29th Aug 20207 answers, last by Bazile 11:40 Mon 31st Aug 2020
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Width Of Scfafold Plank

I'm thinking of upcycling some used scaffold planks on a tabletop project and wood be grateful if someone could tell me what the width they usually come in. T. I. A....
14:59 Thu 27th Aug 20204 answers, last by BAKERS DOZEN 15:06 Thu 27th Aug 2020
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A Tall Order

A man walks into a pub while his buddies sit outside to secure the picnic table. He orders 5 pints of lager, 2 bags of crisps, 2 scotch eggs and a pork pie. The barman placed the order on the bar and...
11:52 Sat 22nd Aug 20204 answers, last by marval 18:00 Sat 22nd Aug 2020
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Obsessed With The Band..

A friend of mine, who is a big fan of the rock band R.E.M. was telling me that he had managed to get tickets to see the band and also got backstage passes to meet the band, after their performance. He...
08:30 Thu 20th Aug 202013 answers, last by AZardoz 21:32 Sun 23rd Aug 2020
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Water Filters

I'm looking for a compatible filter for 'basics' water jug. Recommendations welcome. T I A.....
10:39 Tue 18th Aug 20202 answers, last by buyxanaxonline 11:55 Thu 27th Aug 2020
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Happy Hollidays

[ must addmit, my computor skills are not the best and I offten leave letters out through not pressing the keys down far enough or leaving gaps where they shouldn't be So, now I found that I have just...
12:03 Sat 15th Aug 20205 answers, last by marval 09:39 Fri 21st Aug 2020
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Eye Spy Dinner

I felt rather uncomfortable when I was sitting in my garden eating my lunch, earlier today when I felt I was being watched by my neighbors hen, which was sitting on the fence post, watching my every...
18:38 Sun 09th Aug 20206 answers, last by waterboatman 07:42 Mon 10th Aug 2020
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Trembling Tree

As I walked through the woods I came upon an oak that was laughing and shaking its branches. I thought this was very strange so I asked it if it was okay. "Never felt better" it said "I've just been...
09:12 Sat 08th Aug 20207 answers, last by marval 16:35 Sat 08th Aug 2020
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The Tigers Are Back!

Garden tiger moths that is. I've seen them again for the third year running. They fly during the day and look more like a butterfly, brilliant orange colour.
07:43 Sat 08th Aug 20201 answer, last by jakep 09:54 Sat 08th Aug 2020
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Double Meaning

My wife accused me of always making double entendre's so I gave her one.
19:45 Thu 06th Aug 20202 answers, last by jno 19:58 Thu 06th Aug 2020
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A Reptillian Quickie

q,What do you call a snake who works for the government ?. A, A civil serpent...
07:17 Tue 04th Aug 20203 answers, last by marval 17:25 Tue 04th Aug 2020

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