Anyone have any handy tips during lockdown, things that may limit the need to go out for supplies would be appreciated. I'll start the ball rolling. Surplus milk that you may find in your cereal bowl,...
I know there's probably no right answer for this, but my wife turned to me and asked : - "Dose my makeup look alright to you ?" I took a deep breath and replied "well to be perfectly honest, I think...
After shelling out top dollar for a fancy bottle of spring water in the convenience store and just to rub some salt in the wound, I suddenly came to the realisation that Evian spells naive if you care...
As I sat watching the TV with my feet up and sipping my ice cool beer. I noticed my wife was looking through the window. After some deliberation, I decided I'd best let her in, as the weather forecast...
A pizza enters a bar and orders a drink then says to the barman "why the heck is everybody staring at me ?. The barman replies: "if I were you, I'd get the hell out of here, everybody wants a piece of...
Covid vaccine is understandably much in the news currently, but I seem to remember a couple of weeks or so, ago, scientist had developed a spray that offers a high protection against coronavirus. I...
I've just returned from a backpacking Australian out back. I twisted my ankle while on a walkabout and couldn't get any painkillers for love nor money.
The paracetamol...
I just got back from the 24 hour grocery shop. When I got there, the guy was just locking the door.
I said "Hey not so fast buddy, the sign says open 24 hours"
He said "yes, but not in a row!"...
A pal of mine who is rather short-sighted went to get a vasectomy and ended up joining the Scottish national party. "How on earth did you manage that" I begged to ask! Well he said :" I just followed...
I was visiting a hospital in Scotland today and noticed one of the wards was particularly noisy, with patients shouting poetry at each other. I stopped a nurse and asked her if this was the...
I saw the farmer herding his cows from one field to another, I had to ask him : "why are all your cows wearing bells around their necks ?"
He quickly replied "because their horns don't work"...
I was stood in a cue and waiting to get my vaccine done, when I noticed an elderly pirate in front of me, waiting to get his jab done too. I heard the nurse say to him "may I ask you how old you are...
Always loved this song. I guess the song is mostly about memories of young love and happier days. The lyric that has puzzled me for years though is "What ever happened when Tuesday and so slow" can...