A sign of the times, I noticed that my local gastropub had started to sell prepared meals that can be cooked at home. The blackboard by the door said "Today's special" "Mixed grill". I stopped to ask...
As I battled through the harsh winter weather, I saw a huge truck which appeared to be in some difficulty. I felt it my public duty to step in and do something, so I stepped off the pavement and into...
A husband and his wife were sitting at the breakfast table one morning, when the wife, Suddenly, out of the blue says "Honey, I was to die would you remarry ?". The husband looks over the top of his...
I went to the counter of my local hardware store with an aerosol can of insecticide and asked "is this any good for wasps"?. The sales assistant (who had better eyesight than me) replied "no it kills...
I remember once seeing, two burley men shouting the word fat egg across the street at one and other.
Is it it considered an insult in some regions ?...
I saw some chickens running around in my Neighbors yard, wearing aluminium foil jackets. When I saw the neighbour in the local bar, I decided to enquire about them. He said: "ah they'll be the Capons"...
With bird food being offered at discount prices by some outlets, it seems like a good time to get in some extra bird food supplies in case you run out!
I was watching some film footage on TV recently, where elephants were covering their hides in mud and when they had a good coating they would leave the watering hole, then finish off by having a dust...
At the prospect of meeting Santa in his grotto, a young boy was wildly excited sitting on santa's knee and receiving a gift from the big man. The lad was running through the crowds of Xmas shoppers,...
There seems to be a vast range on the market, some with different numbers of holes punched in them etc. Can anyone recommend an assortment pack of five inch discs that are good value for money ? PS...
The family are sat round the table eating their lamb stew and dumplings. Young Johnny says "Mum what kind of meat is this, it's as tough as bricks!" Mother: "well the butcher said it was Lego lamb"...
This seems to be the way forward, less fuss, no trailing leads or fuel to worry about for starters. So the question is:- what's the best way to get rid of redundant equipment to make way for the new...
