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Chipchopper | 10:52 Sat 22nd Aug 2020 | Jokes
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A man walks into a pub while his buddies sit outside to secure the picnic table.
He orders 5 pints of lager, 2 bags of crisps, 2 scotch eggs and a pork pie.
The barman placed the order on the bar and asked : "Would you like a tray Sir ?".
"No thanks" replies the man, "I've got enough to carry with all this lot"

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That actually reminds me of a lady with dementia that I gave a frame to... and she said "i have enough trouble walking, without carrying that as well..."
10:54 Sat 22nd Aug 2020
That actually reminds me of a lady with dementia that I gave a frame to... and she said "i have enough trouble walking, without carrying that as well..."
One of my favourite jokes. I’ve actually used it a couple of times in real life when ordering a round. Got some funny looks.
Pinching that.
lol

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