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Chipchopper | 11:12 Sun 03rd May 2020 | Jokes
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A new way of shopping has just been announced exclusively for loyal customers only, its called clique and collect
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lol
18:22 Sun 03rd May 2020
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I asked for home delivery . . .

. . . and they sent a midwife!
18:26 Sun 03rd May 2020
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Get yer coterie, chris.
18:29 Sun 03rd May 2020
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I'm waiting for my invitation to Fortnum and Mason.
18:29 Sun 03rd May 2020
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I hope this new delivery service comes in wicker hampers, delivered by flunkies in white cotton gloves.
18:32 Sun 03rd May 2020
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Brown paper packages tied up with string, maybe ?
06:35 Mon 04th May 2020
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Thrown over the fence.
06:36 Mon 04th May 2020
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Flown in by drone, to bee or not too bee.

What does 'Arrods have to say about this thread?
06:46 Mon 04th May 2020
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do they supply freshly ironed newspapers?
07:13 Mon 04th May 2020
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.. He used the "c" word. How utterly dreadful. Doesn't he know he will set the dogs off again
07:19 Mon 04th May 2020
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They asked if I agree to except cookies.
I said "rich tea please"
07:32 Mon 04th May 2020

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