Strewth!

[Chipchopper]

Just woke up in bed with some sort of demonic, blurred faced entity coming to get me!
I was kicking him away with my feet and shouting "go go get out". The funny thing was, I grabbed a garden hose and squirted him and he just vanished through the window.
It seemed so real at the time and I was thankful there was no hose pipe ban.
Think I'll get a drink now I'm up and stay down stairs for the rest of the night.

[wolf63]

Do you sleep with a garden hose next to your bed?

Could it be this? https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/sleep-paralysis/

[Chipchopper]

No never.

I've been having night terrors for years but only occasionally

[royfromaus]

I always have dreams of swimming in fizzy orange water.

[Arksided]

Over active imgimation. You need to stop worrying about such things, whatever is on your mind.

[royfromaus]

I think mine is just a fanta sea.

[Chipchopper]

The coc koala bears drank it all ;-)

[TonyV]

I'm just up for a short while.

[JimF]

Do you have anything which feels like a small, rectangular object either in your groin or just above one of your ankles?