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Drunk

Why did the drunken Mexican push his wife off the tall building ?. He wanted Tequila....
15:34 Mon 24th Feb 20203 answers, last by Fanriffic 22:28 Tue 25th Feb 2020
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Narrow Escape

I once lived on a houseboat for a while, down on the river and started seeing the girl next door. At first everything was going great at first and I thought, yeah this is it!. Sadly as time went by,...
11:22 Sat 22nd Feb 202015 answers, last by Chipchopper 18:10 Sun 23rd Feb 2020
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A Joyous Occasion

I went to a wedding the other day, it was such a moving experience even the cake was in tiers.
17:19 Fri 21st Feb 20206 answers, last by Spicerack 18:37 Fri 21st Feb 2020
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New Boots

An elderly farmer was tired of his old leaky boots, so he decided to go into town and buy a new pair. When he got home he tried to get his aged wife to notice the new boots without him actually saying...
21:19 Tue 18th Feb 20202 answers, last by maggiebee 02:22 Wed 19th Feb 2020
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Rough Justice

A man walks into his local pub and after a couple of pints later, the barman says: "I don't usually see you in here on your own, so wheres your old mate today ?". Man "O'h he was arrested by the...
20:07 Sun 16th Feb 2020
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Grey Squirrels

Love them or loathe them, you have to admire their resolve when it comes to finding a solution to a problem. With the recent storms and high winds, I've had to guard against my bird feeding station...
12:26 Sun 16th Feb 202013 answers, last by andres 15:14 Sun 16th Feb 2020
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On The Ward..

A man was rushed to hospital today, after he had swallowed a barometer. Doctors say his condition is fair at the moment but may turn stormy later....
10:10 Wed 12th Feb 20202 answers, last by marval 18:00 Wed 12th Feb 2020
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Trampo

I bought my friend a trampoline. He was over the moon with it. Turns out, it was more powerful than what I thought!...
13:22 Sun 09th Feb 20205 answers, last by Xasnik 01:29 Tue 31st Mar 2020
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Remind Me

A friend asked me if I know what the state capital of Alaska is. I said "I used to know the answer but Juneau what, I just can't remember"...
22:37 Sat 08th Feb 20202 answers, last by Spicerack 23:47 Sat 08th Feb 2020
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Small Magnet Mystery

Not sure which category this should go in but here go's. I found a small magnet in my stainless steel kitchen sink this morning. Its not much bigger than a pin head but it is very strong for its size....
11:07 Wed 05th Feb 202010 answers, last by Chipchopper 12:20 Thu 06th Feb 2020
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At The Diner...

A married couple stop off at a roadside diner for a bite to eat. A blond waitress takes their order and returns several minutes later with just a bun on a plate. The man asks "wheres my burger" The...
12:21 Tue 04th Feb 20206 answers, last by Patsy33 19:28 Tue 04th Feb 2020
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Binoculars For Birdwatching

Hi Bird people, I'm looking at getting a new pair of bino's of good quality and functionality, without having to get a second mortgage. Image stabilisation and zoom lens would both be big pluses. TIA...
09:39 Mon 03rd Feb 20204 answers, last by Chipchopper 14:43 Mon 24th Feb 2020
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Nights In White Satin

I love that old Moody Blues song and the romantic image that it congers up in my mind. But I just cant help thinking that chain male and body armor might have given the knights better protection....
19:07 Fri 31st Jan 202010 answers, last by Tilly2 20:27 Fri 31st Jan 2020
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Tv Game Show

Have you seen the new game show where contestants run down animals on the road and are judged by how many they kill. Its called antiques roadkill....
18:23 Fri 31st Jan 20204 answers, last by zebo 15:56 Sat 01st Feb 2020
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Doctors Waiting Room

A man strolls up to a doctors reception desk and waits for the receptionist to look up from the appointments book. After a few minutes he becomes impatient and bangs his fist on the counter and shouts...
14:03 Thu 30th Jan 20203 answers, last by marval 19:03 Thu 30th Jan 2020
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Don't Get Mad Get Even

My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. Well, we'll soon see about that......
16:47 Wed 29th Jan 20206 answers, last by marval 19:01 Wed 29th Jan 2020
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Viva Espania

I popped into a bar in Spain for a refreshing glass of sangria and got talking to the owner of the bar. I noticed the back wall of the bar was adorned with the heads of several bulls, which had been...
11:14 Tue 28th Jan 20202 answers, last by Patsy33 20:11 Tue 28th Jan 2020
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Hobbies & Past Times

"If at first you don't succeed" then skydiving was probably the wrong choice for you....
15:49 Mon 27th Jan 20206 answers, last by Patsy33 18:53 Mon 27th Jan 2020
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At The Library

I went to the library and asked the librarian behind the desk, where I could find the books on self help. She looked at me over her glasses and said: "If I was to tell you that, it would be defeating...
15:35 Mon 27th Jan 20205 answers, last by Chipchopper 12:07 Tue 28th Jan 2020

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