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Restaurant Orders

I asked waiter "have you the Bombay duck ?. Waiter: "No sir its just the way I walk". I complained to the Chinese waiter about the chicken being rubbery and he replied "uh thank you very much Sir"...
10:34 Mon 20th Apr 20205 answers, last by mallyh 09:24 Tue 21st Apr 2020
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Nest Box Cam

After several weeks now, with just a small strand of moss in my new camera nesting box, I'm now pleased to report that the is now being used. A blue tit is now in the process building a nest within...
11:52 Mon 13th Apr 20205 answers, last by Chipchopper 19:07 Sun 19th Apr 2020
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Sorry Osifers

Following the latest government advice, I had taken to exercising and walking around the house naked. Later that day, two policemen knocked on the door and informed me that this should be done inside...
07:04 Sun 12th Apr 2020
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Hand Clensing

For anyone who cant get a hold of any sanitizing gel, are there any alternatives. For instance is lemon juice any good ? Any other useful tips to share, ie make-shift face mask, fashioned from scarf ?...
15:26 Tue 24th Mar 20209 answers, last by queen 1954 21:08 Tue 24th Mar 2020
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Copper Handles Etc

I've heard claims that copper, apposed to other metals is inhospitable to viruses and bacteria to live for long. It seems to me that this material would be a safer alternative and could be used in if...
16:08 Mon 23rd Mar 20205 answers, last by AuntPollyGrey 16:41 Mon 23rd Mar 2020
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Working From Home

I was worried about the corona virus, so I asked the boss if it would be possible to work from home. The boss was very unsympathetic shouted at me: I'm not having you here getting under my feet, Just...
19:16 Mon 16th Mar 20201 answer, last by marval 19:17 Mon 16th Mar 2020
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Who Is A Risk

What people are considered to have a compromised immune system or have underlying illness that puts them at high risk category ?...
16:13 Mon 16th Mar 202011 answers, last by Buenchico 21:55 Mon 16th Mar 2020
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A Groan Man

I was walking along a residential street when I saw a guy crying his eyes out, as he was mowing his overgrown front lawn. I said to him: "I don't like to pry but are you okay buddy ?". He wiped his...
13:08 Sun 15th Mar 20203 answers, last by marval 16:37 Sun 15th Mar 2020
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Finger Splits

I have painful splits in my fingers and thumbs, which makes it difficult to pick things up and do up buttons etc. What can I do to make them better and prevent a recurrence. T I A....
23:23 Thu 12th Mar 20204 answers, last by Sam1960 00:54 Sat 14th Mar 2020
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Wax Worms

As a wild bird food, I decided to try wax worms as an alternative to the usual meal worms. I've never ordered these before and just wondered if anyone out there has tried them on their bird feeders ?....
12:18 Thu 12th Mar 2020
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Cool Cat

Next doors cat must have crept into my fridge while I wasn't looking. I went there to get a carton of milk a couple of hours later. You should have seen his little face light up when I opened...
13:55 Wed 11th Mar 20203 answers, last by Canary42 18:57 Wed 11th Mar 2020
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You Have Mail

Opening this mornings post, one of the letters spilled rice all over the floor. I thought ah, that'l be from uncle Ben....
11:24 Tue 10th Mar 20205 answers, last by Chipchopper 17:33 Tue 10th Mar 2020
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Greeting Alternatives

Due to the corona virus many people have put hugs, handshakes and kisses etc on hold. My brother showed me an alternative greeting yesterday, that someone had showed him. which I believe is known as...
11:12 Sun 08th Mar 202019 answers, last by Chipchopper 20:08 Sun 08th Mar 2020
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Favorite Visitors

I have to say, of all the birds that pay me a visit to my garden are jays. Today a group of three came in and appeared to be eating something on the grass areas (not worms)though and too early for...
10:46 Sun 08th Mar 20206 answers, last by Chipchopper 19:21 Sun 08th Mar 2020
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American Flag

Which way should the flag be displayed ? Stars area on top left seems the excepted way but on military uniforms it has the star section on the top right. Can anyone explain why ?...
22:50 Sat 07th Mar 20205 answers, last by Chipchopper 09:04 Sun 08th Mar 2020
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Running Low

Whilst on holiday in Italy, I got through four novels by Jeffery Archer. Next time, I must remember to bring my own toilet paper....
19:30 Fri 06th Mar 20204 answers, last by Theland 20:00 Sat 07th Mar 2020
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Don't Panic!

A wife sends her husband to the supermarket with a list of items to stock up with, just in case they run out, due to panic buyers. Two hours later he returns home with several bags of shopping in...
16:06 Thu 05th Mar 20206 answers, last by Mamyalynne 18:38 Thu 05th Mar 2020
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I'm So Kind

Last night I gave my girl friend a medieval battle uniform to polish while I went for a night out with lads down the pub. Well she always said she wanted a night in shining armor....
13:10 Wed 04th Mar 20201 answer, last by marval 17:39 Wed 04th Mar 2020
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No Way!

I was sitting in a restaurant, waiting for my order. finally I spotted the waiter heading in my direction. As he placed my plate on the table I noticed he had his thumb on my steak. I was so angry I...
14:37 Mon 02nd Mar 20203 answers, last by Mamyalynne 18:02 Mon 02nd Mar 2020
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Waiting...

Several weeks ago now, I was sent a letter from the audiology department at my local hospital. They informed me that they would be sending me a date for the new appointment for my hearing test but I...
09:30 Sat 29th Feb 20202 answers, last by Chipchopper 09:39 Sat 29th Feb 2020

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