Donate SIGN UP
Home > Jokes > Kettle!

Kettle!

Avatar Image
Voltage | 16:48 Tue 06th Mar 2018 | Jokes
33 Answers
I went into an electrical shop and I said, 'Can someone sell me a kettle?'

The bloke said, 'Kenwood?'

I said, 'Well go and get him then I'm in a hurry'
prev My Grandfather
  
next Telephone Survey...........
Gravatar

Answers

21 to 33 of 33rss feed

First Previous 1 2

Best Answer

No best answer has yet been selected by Voltage. Once a best answer has been selected, it will be shown here.

For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.
Avatar Image Spicerack
Quookers.
18:21 Tue 06th Mar 2018
Avatar Image Voltage
Question Author
And the same to you lol
18:22 Tue 06th Mar 2018
Avatar Image marval
I shall plug this joke for you.
18:48 Tue 06th Mar 2018
Avatar Image Voltage
Question Author
You better marval.... this joke is running out of steam!
18:50 Tue 06th Mar 2018
Avatar Image Patsy33
I'm hoping to spout one off soon Volty!
21:49 Tue 06th Mar 2018
Avatar Image Jackdaw33
Good job it wasn't an Irish shop or you would have had to contend with Murphy Richards.
21:52 Tue 06th Mar 2018
Avatar Image DTCwordfan
You are lucky, I thought I was going to be served by that useless US President......
21:53 Tue 06th Mar 2018
Avatar Image DTCwordfan
and I have to say that you have a hot point here......
21:54 Tue 06th Mar 2018
Avatar Image Prudie
This must be De Longhiest thread I've seen about kettles
22:03 Tue 06th Mar 2018
Avatar Image Tilly2
Do you need a copper?
22:05 Tue 06th Mar 2018
Avatar Image Hopkirk
This thread has become a bit of a boiler.
22:20 Tue 06th Mar 2018
Avatar Image Hopkirk
There are some very expensive kettles. Do you urn enough to afford one?
22:22 Tue 06th Mar 2018
Avatar Image Spicerack
Where does this lead?
00:14 Wed 07th Mar 2018

21 to 33 of 33rss feed

First Previous 1 2

Do you know the answer?

Kettle!

Answer Question >>