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Voltage | 21:20 Thu 25th Jan 2018 | Jokes
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I had an argument earlier with my best friend about his small boat.

We fell out.
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Everything is ship shape and Bristol fashion Volty.. :-)
14:47 Fri 26th Jan 2018
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im getting that sinking feeling!
14:49 Fri 26th Jan 2018
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You need a life boy!
14:51 Fri 26th Jan 2018
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You should have consulted the coracle.
14:52 Fri 26th Jan 2018
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phew iv'e been lost at sea for 5 days just been picked up by a big liner " the titanic" boy am i lucky
14:54 Fri 26th Jan 2018
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His boat needs a spruce up, it is looking a bit dinghy.
15:08 Fri 26th Jan 2018
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Looks like I'm up the creek without a paddle !
15:10 Fri 26th Jan 2018
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Don't be so raft!
15:11 Fri 26th Jan 2018
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a row with your best friend tugs at the heartstings xx
15:15 Fri 26th Jan 2018
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Is your friend called Sam Pan?
15:15 Fri 26th Jan 2018
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I've just been watching my neighbour spend hours meticulously gluing Bubble wrap to his dinghy.
Well, whatever floats your boat.
15:18 Fri 26th Jan 2018

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