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Berniecuddles2 | 07:09 Thu 14th Sep 2017 | Jokes
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Taught my dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground today.

We went from Barking to Tooting in about an hour.
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going around in Circles again?
07:12 Thu 14th Sep 2017
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Yes DTC I can't get off
07:14 Thu 14th Sep 2017
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If he was tooting that soon, must've been the DoggyDins ™ you gave it for lunch !
07:18 Thu 14th Sep 2017
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Well I don't like to blow my own trumpet OG!
07:19 Thu 14th Sep 2017
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Bloke on the underground said "wow your dog is impressive will he play at the royal Albert hall"
No I said he can't read music yet!
07:26 Thu 14th Sep 2017
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Can he play "Far Away?"..
11:08 Thu 14th Sep 2017
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if you pay him enough lol
11:08 Thu 14th Sep 2017
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I bet he gets brassed off at times....
11:34 Thu 14th Sep 2017
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he does patsy i have to keep drumming into him to practice
11:36 Thu 14th Sep 2017
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I think he deserves a Cornet ....
11:38 Thu 14th Sep 2017
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everytime he has a cornet he flakes out!
11:39 Thu 14th Sep 2017

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