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Patsy33 | 22:27 Mon 06th Jun 2016 | Jokes
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I went into a shop and I said, "Can someone sell me a kettle?" This bloke said "Kenwood" I said, "Where is he?"
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Cue the fork handles!
22:28 Mon 06th Jun 2016
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If Ken Wood is off, ask Russel Hobbs.
22:31 Mon 06th Jun 2016
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You're in your element here, Patsy
22:33 Mon 06th Jun 2016
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Swan more joke to enjoy.
22:34 Mon 06th Jun 2016
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You lot are spouting a load of rubbish
22:39 Mon 06th Jun 2016
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Jackdaw, Ken Wood is off and Russell Hobbs, so I'll have to ask Morphy Richards.....
23:18 Mon 06th Jun 2016
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Does a Sunbeam create a Hotpoint?
09:46 Tue 07th Jun 2016
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Doubt I'll urn a BA for that ;-/
09:47 Tue 07th Jun 2016
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I hold you in high esteam Ozzy!....
09:52 Tue 07th Jun 2016
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You're on the boil now Patsy!
09:54 Tue 07th Jun 2016
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Yes, I'm whistling as we speak!
09:57 Tue 07th Jun 2016
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Shall we bubble along with more bad (awesome) daddy jokes?
09:59 Tue 07th Jun 2016
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I'll put the kettle on, after all there's two tt's in it....

10:03 Tue 07th Jun 2016
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Just don't cha it!!
10:06 Tue 07th Jun 2016
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Alright me old china!....
10:16 Tue 07th Jun 2016

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