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Voltage | 18:18 Thu 16th Nov 2017 | Jokes
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My ex-girlfriend is standing at the opposite end of the museum from me!

I want to say hello but there's just too much history between us.

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You could try throwing her over an airbrush
Is it all water under 'Waterloo' bridge now?..
Tell her to move because they are stock taking.
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nah shes history..the old dinosaur!!
She come to see you. She wanted to see the old ruins....:-)
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she did ruin me lol
bit of a dinosaur was she? or was it you?
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sexy rexy she called me!!
I bet.....and just remember you had a cloaca - essentially a penis in your anus......(the analogy (no pun meant) is how crocs mate_.
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thank you DTC attenborough lol
Take note Voltage....Lol!...
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ive duct taped my cheeks together !
I sound like Mutley, laughing here!....
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lol i always knew you were wacky ;-)
Just call me Penelope...
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lol i am not dick!!!
Haha... No, but you're dastardly!
Fred Flintstone springs to mind...
Lol
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i thought more peter perv....er aahhmmm perfect lol

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