Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open


As the re-instated raffle was not held last week we have a large number of prizes available this week, so the Committee encourages members.

After the dreadful events of last week, a new entry system has been installed in an effort to keep out trespassers from the Home for the Bewildered. The pass code is Whitehall 1212. Members should enter this code using morse code on the doorbell then enter the building. That should baffle them.

Please ensure that this code is not divulged to non-members. The Committee particularly ask that it should not be given out over t'internet as we have heard that many old and bewildered people get information this way.

[ttfn]

You will be alright Mr-cube - I dont think you are alexanderd's type - he has a thing going for askyourgran

[mr-rubix]

Well maybe I'll pop in later girls.

[Mamyalynne]

Here you go petal, dolly butties complete with your meds, have you brought your teeth or do you need a set from stores?

[ladyalex]

We'll look forward to seeing you again......this place can become addictive......as can Mamya's tailcocks

[petal54]

I'm toothed up & ready to chomp,thanks Mamya

[ethandron]

blooming lightweight mr. cubist.

[ladyalex]

alexanderd and askyourgran..................................
.......I
am devastated....I may go into a decline again

[ttfn]

If you decline much further ladyalex I fear BP may not be able to cap you (;-))

[petal54]

do you need one of my sarnies,m'lady.try to keep calm

[ladyalex]

Not many people have ever capped me, ttfn...except the Chancellor of the University, of course.......

[ladyalex]

Maybe I will share a sarnie, petal...I feel a long night coming on....

[petal54]

Queensbury rules,I hope

[ttfn]

pardon me one and all - I have forgotten my manners since that door code wotsit thingy. Good evening and hope you are all well. I have brought some dips - sheep and silver, better go in the raffle thingy rather than with mamya's horses doovers.
But I have liberated some fine bottles - betcha cant guess whats in them?

[Mamyalynne]

Not another decline Milady, this is getting to be a habit have you been taking acting lessons, all very theatrical. I shall prepare a powder for you.

[ladyalex]

Has the Queen died ?????
OMG, don't the BBC know? They should cancel the Open immediately. It isn't seemly to be playing golf at a time of national mourning.

[ttfn]

A little jumpy there tonight ladyalex - has his ludhsip been..=err..... 'bothering' you?

[ladyalex]

lordalex is behaving beautifully at the moment.
Having had some of petal's sandwich and one of Mamya's powders, I am no longer in a decline and feel perfectly well.
Carry on.

[Mamyalynne]

Good grief this is all too much. Milady do calm down love, I think Petal was making a pugilistic reference

[petal54]

sorry,thought there was going to be a set to,the Queen's fine,I hope

[ttfn]

so would anyone care to try some of my bottles?