As the re-instated raffle was not held last week we have a large number of prizes available this week, so the Committee encourages members.
After the dreadful events of last week, a new entry system has been installed in an effort to keep out trespassers from the Home for the Bewildered. The pass code is Whitehall 1212. Members should enter this code using morse code on the doorbell then enter the building. That should baffle them.
Please ensure that this code is not divulged to non-members. The Committee particularly ask that it should not be given out over t'internet as we have heard that many old and bewildered people get information this way.
Not quite sure what some of them are mamya - the labels look quite faded and most of the seals are broken. However I am happy to report that we haven't had to collect horse's sample for the vet for many years now. Go on - you surprise and try a new cailtock
Milady I have devised a tailcock in your honour (cannot divulge the ingredients as the labels are not legible) it is a lovely shade of magenta and have titled it "Big house bosswoman bonanza"
Shall we all go over to the barbie ?
After all, the bewildered lot are always barging in here whenever they feel like it, we could give them a taste of their own medicine. And get some sausages as well, or a burger, or some roasted sweetcorn....bet they've got loads of stuff over there....
<<aside to ladya - that will be a milk stout then - so obvious>> Why does bbq'd food always smell the same - fish or meet it always has the same rancid smell to it - don't peeps clean their grills (or gills)