Mad Over 50`s Club

[Mamyalynne]

At the risk of being presumptious and with no sign of ladyalex thus far , I am throwing the doors open and will endeavour to arrange some entertainment etc


Mutter, mutter, mutter

[mrs.chappie]

Note to Prudentia: Please do not tuck the cat up in bed and put your maid out to do her business, like you did last time.

[Mctavish]

Wot happened to Dot she didn't stay around very long maybe it was her in the Tesco trolly

[sleekit-kate]

who is dot kidding,she's as loopy as cathy,ha ha ha

[Meg]

Dot, you thought you were over 50?? You must qualify.

[dot.haukes]

lol, I've nearly emptied a half bottle of bacardi and so you're a tad late on the drinking advice, but I have to go anyway, I've had 5 hours sleep in the last 48 hours and so i am quite powfagged

[Mctavish]

You've got to be loopy to belong to this club kate it's one of the rules.

[caththecrazy]

Kate I resemble that remark

bring on the jelly bean coc ktails

[sleekit-kate]

cathy where are you,are you behind that wall with that persons member,

[Prudentia]

I' im only 42 but granted full membership by Lady Alex because I am mad as a march hare except on days with an a in the name.

[Mamyalynne]

powfagged my fave word after discombobulated

[Mamyalynne]

only members can play with members (rule green paragraph purple)

[caththecrazy]

I'm going to be 28 soon and I'm not behind any wall look up look up I'm on the wall and the man beside me does not have a member he is humpty dumpty - jealous or what????

[sleekit-kate]

mama i dont understand you,are you possessed,your talking funny,lets have a seance this week

[Meg]

Right I'm off the vicar and the policeman have put me in the tesco trolley and are wheeling me back to the home, I wil report next week on what happened next, I'm a bit excited!!! Nite all enjoy your lonely beds!!

[Mctavish]

how about discomnockulated mamy ?

[caththecrazy]

did you swallow the book of rules as you seem to know so many of them but you keep losing your knitting bag.....

[Mamyalynne]

cathy you are delusional again back to therapy

meg a seance sounds good

mct do not mock the afflicted

[sleekit-kate]

i can use my tooth mug for a glass,who is good at the letters

[Prudentia]

Sorry mrs chappie, done it so often but it was even worse before my late Sir Thomas popped his horse poo impregnated cloggs.