Mad Over Fifties Club

[queenofmean]

Good Eveninb!

Once again welcome to Queenies Quay for this week’s Mad Over Fifties Club.

It’s been a busy week here, Plant has been out working in the gardens pruning, cutting, trimming and planting so the gardens are off limits this evening. Scoff and Soo have been trying out new ideas for the dining room. Dyson the cleaner has been a little heavy handed with the Mr Sheen I apologise for the vibrant shiny surfaces and the heavy smell of polish!

The Tone Deafs have returned and are playing a varying selection of Country Music Hits. We also have Mistress Font from the local Tap Dancing school, she will be teaching anyone who wishes to learn to Tap Dance. You have to select your tap, from taps provided. You can choose from Pillar, Mixer, Flip, or Fountain. If that isn’t to your taste we have the book club in the library. Also in the Library is this months editions of Nudist Monthly, Car Mechanics for Ladies Weekly and Locust Farming.

For eats we have Sticky Sweet Chilli Chicken and Jasmine rice - don’t know if Jasmine knows she has rice or if she knows it’s missing or if she’s in it, the usual horses doovers and volly vents. On the Pudding Trolley we have Parma Violet trifle, petit threes the forth went AWOL as has Rahul he seems to have misunderstood the meaning of ‘Choux’. I fear he will need to be sacked..tbc.

This evenings Tailcock is The Plucky Pheasant it’s wee bit potent but the feathered straw is lovely.

For the ROFL I have
Selection of wedding magazines-read
Half bag Jelly tots opened
One Slipper one is missing

I hope you have an enjoyable evening.

Carriages at Midnight.

[queenofmean]

It’s been given a full check...it’s the right foot TL..is that ok?

[Theland]

Who cares? She will get used to it.

[queenofmean]

I’m sure she will

[Theland]

Could I borrow some dentures to chew the volley vonts and horses hooves?
Jasmines rice gets stuck in the palate so will need something to wash it down.

[Theland]

I need a wee.

[queenofmean]

Along the hall Tl first door on the left.

[Theland]

Too late. Sorry!

[albaqwerty]

first door on the left eh? beware, TL, I fell for that once and still haven't had me poncho returned.

Eveing folks xx

Tailcock sounds lush.

For the riffle I have

a tested strawberry opal fruit
one stocking - laddered

[Theland]

It's like a prostate festival in here!

[Theland]

A stocking? Go with my slipper? Yummy. Mrs T will love this!

[Theland]

"I Need A Wee," best ever song from the Tone Deafs.

[tonyav]

Hang on !, ah wench has turned up.
Ah wench, don't you remember the reason why theres only one stocking, you took one off so I could use it when my fan belt snapped.

[queenofmean]

I think it might be hanging on the wall in the office Alba!

[albaqwerty]

Queenie, Kingy denied it, but I still think he used it to lie on, and with a purr like that, who could deny him? :D

Ey oop our kid - forgot your Lamborghini needed a stocking :D :D xx

[Togo]

Damn I have missed it tonight. Must have thrown the invitation out with the threatening letters and court orders. I reckon the missing slipper from the rifle must have gone in the choux pastry......that's why it is lighter than usual. With you in spirit and will return the holed punt that I used to rescue the fish during my last unforgettable venture to the club gathering. BTW. The sludge eventually washed out of my ghillie suit and the abrasions are healing nicely thank you.

[Theland]

You need to speak to Plant.
He's left little pricks everywhere!

[Theland]

Is that Proctologist on a retainer or just free food?

[Theland]

His hands are cold and he needs a manicure!

[queenofmean]

I’m glad the abrasions are heeling.

Have you been in the garden TL...he’s left little spikes to keep the kitties away from the beds. Or have you ventured into the rose garden

[Theland]

Not yet. In the library.
Looking for soft pages for the loo!