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nungate | 20:05 Sat 12th Apr 2014 | Quizzes & Puzzles
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Good evening and welcome to Nungate Towers and the Mad Over Fifties Club.
Igor is at the main entrance waiting to collect your coats, cloaks and broomsticks for concealment in a variety of crooks and nannies around the Towers, known only to him members should note that al personal belongings are left at their own risk, we cannot guarantee their safe return at the end of the evening, though members might wish to check the lost property office for anything that has gone astray recently
Tonight's Tailcock will be the "Daffy Dilly", nothing better for a "jaundiced" look at life!
Our hot plate special tonight comes in the form of a Chinese Banquet, all your favourite take out Chinese dishes are available for members to make their selections, so get your chopsticks ready...... keeping to our Chinese theme, on the pudding trolley we have apple and banana fritters, and ice cream. It would not be a true MOFC evening without the world famous volly vonts, canopies and horses doovers for tempt you...
As usual, the Minstrels are up in the Gallery in the Great Hall, preparing their customary selection of madrigals and toccattas for our delight and entertainment....................yeh right! For those members wishing to trip the light fantastic, down in the ballroom we have secured the services of the Bert Campfire big band complete with two of the Dagenham Lady Pipers, to ensure our evening goes with a swing!
The bungee is well secured on the topmost Tower ready for the most daring of members, and at the top of the North Tower you will find the hot tub and mini bar, on a clear day you can see forever! Again, the maze and gardens are open for members wishing an evening stroll, (the head gardener is particularly proud of his spring bulbs this year) the race track is at the ready and the cars all fuelled up and ready to go!
Within the confines of the Towers, our well stocked library is open for those members who prefer a quiet time, the indoor pool down in the dungeon is still missing his friend the hot tub and would welcome any member wishing a swim (we do have a selection of swim wear for members to use). Members should also note that if they enter the conservatory they are requested not to feed the triffid, as feeding it out of season can be annoying.
Since I forgot to make the draw for last weeks rofl the prizes have been held over until tonight, tickets can be had from Belle in the vestibule.
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals


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Hang on Queenie, careful not to dip into the moat !.
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ah yes, the piranhas, thanks for that Tony, I forgot to feed them today ....

Queenie, if you survive, can you spare me a mo? ;-)
threeeeeeeeeee....woooooooooooooooooaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh toooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Nungate Towers has gutters
and windows with right angles.
But they don’t make The Bard feel well,
because they're not perfect,
Just a slush of factor-fiction mathematics
That don’t have a Jim-360 echo
Of the poetry.

If the world would let me,
I would take them off.
And sleep somewhere else
wake up to watch the inside Polar Bear freeze.

I can’t make the Daisy plants grow
since I leave my cigars half un-ash-ed
Sometimes they catch fire
and redo growths delay.

Nungate Towers has gutters
and we leave it without a soul,
So I can’t be the one to claim
the mistakes I’ve made.
with lonely AB-less days.
When is the quiz?
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no quiz Dec, but that's not to say we won't have one, you've floated the idea so it'll be up for consideration

meanwhile: How long is a piece of string?
BOOINNNG ..toooonnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...I want off now
Chinese: string long - vermicelli velly nice for wice-worms.
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well you'll have to wait until it stops boining ing
Checked home and found, it worked then lost something called Hub. Thought that was middle of a wheel. It will be spoke to severely.
its stopped now....wheres tony.....oh god is he in the moat!!!!
It's ok, I have the net, I managed to catch a hold of him he'll be back in within minutes, bank up the fire in the nursery, he'll need a change of clothes and a hot drink......
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Well done, Igor. How would we manage without you?
Puff puff pant pant drip drip, gawd those piranhas are fast, nungate I need the tweezers the piranhas have left some of their teeth in my rear end again !.
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It really worked Daisy, did you see the pics?
I'll take him up to Nanny Madame, come Tony sir, this way
Thank gawd for Igor and his net, could have been a lot worse !.
nungate please get those fish of yours fed almost fed by me.
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Already done Tony, maybe they saw you as "afters"
Igor, please tell Nanny no Iodine this time it stung for a week last time.
Yes nun! Will try communicating after flight home tonight. Feel a bit mean leaving Eric and Malkin at home next week but luggage is limited.

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