Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Welcome to tonight's meeting of the Mad Over Fifties Club. Tonight we are having a (slightly late) Halloween Party. Our resident mixologist has brewed a Tailcock especially for tonight's meeting "the Vampire Breath" guaranteed to pop the pennies from the eyes of the dead! Truly a potent brew!! Our Hot Plate Special is Halloween Hash, in addition we have a delicious selection of horses doovers, volley vonts and canopies, and owing to a plentiful harvest, we have Apple pie, Apple Brown Betty, Apple Crumble and Toffee Apples on the pudding trolley!! All of the apples are from our own orchards of course.
As a special treat, tonight we have once again engaged the services of the Crypt Kicker Five, direct from their tour of Transylvania and Croydon. Of course the Minstrels are again back in the gallery with their usual selection of madrigals and fugues. Igor has found some delicate chains to decorate his walking plaster and crutches (let's hope he does not fall over them..again!) The Towers ghost, Sir Cumference has promised to come and "haunt" our revelries, and Horace has agreed to leave his nice damp dungeon to come and join in the proceedings. Our local Coven has agreed to come and dance around a bonfire and the head of the coven, Madame Spellman will be holding a spelling bee in the conservatory (please note, to take care not to disturb the triffid or the upset the spider monkey, though visitors are permitted to help themselves to the bananas).
For those of you arriving by broom, we are delighted to announce that there will be a small party in the small saloon on the first floor of the west tower. Dooking for apples has been arranged as has an eating treacle scones competition. The hot tub and bungee are available for members and use of the indoor pool is also there for members, (cossies are provided)
For the rofl tonight:
one Halloween mask
bowl of Halloween candies (two left)
one witches cauldron (in need of scouring)
set of vampire fangs

[lady-janine]

thank you, thank you.

[DaisyNonna]

Dancing in the Dark? Why not on Mamya's thread, later?

[tonyav]

When are the Crypt Kicker Five coming on ?.
I think I could do with another bucket my self, Igor and what ever the ladies fancy also.

[nungate]

Daisy, have you felt a coolish chill at any point this evening? If you have that would be Sir Cumference.

Plant more drinks over here please.... I think he'll be glad when Igor is back to his duties

[tonyav]

DaisyNonna
Dancing in the Dark?

Is that by Bruce Springsteen, Daisy ?.

[DTCwordfan]

Time to retire to the stable me thinks and sleep off the shock of beating Oztralia at the proper oval ball game. Eric doesn't snore does he?

Night all and thanks for the hospititaliliity, nungate......xx to the gals.

[tonyav]

G'night, DT. If your gonna kip in the stables watch out for the goats, especially Billy !.

[nungate]

Good night DT. I can't help thinking you'd be more comfortable in one of the guest suites, the Llama and the alpaca can be quite unsociable at this time of evening, then there are the goats.....................

[DaisyNonna]

Yes, Tony.
No, DT. Eric is as gentlemanly as a broom can be.

[DaisyNonna]

I fancy another drink and a toffee apple.
How is the spelling bee progressing? Always liked words.

[tonyav]

Ah yes nungate, I have tried to warn him about the goats. As much as queenie has loved them and looked after them that Billy can be very unruly !.

[nungate]

Sorry Daisy I haven't a clue about the spelling bee. Seldom venture into the conservatory, that triffid gives me the heebie jeebies! (I have my doubts about that monkey too, but Igor likes him)

[Igor61]

Do you mean little Fitch Madame? He is as nice a monkey as can be, he swings on that triffid all day long, when he's not eating the bananas in there

[nungate]

Been wondering about those goats you know Tony, is Minty ever coming back to reclaim them? I may have to think about extending the stable blocks

[tonyav]

I'm sure that I saw Fitch running around holding a pair of minty's sparklies earlier !.

[tonyav]

Extending the stable block, nungate ! have they been breeding ?.

[nungate]

Oh dear, I do hope he hasn't been into the Ladies retiring room. That's where Belle keeps them

[lady-janine]

goo' night DTC. sleep tight.

i'm off meself now to do some singing in the rain and dancing in the dark. the night is yet young and i think i will now have a disturbed, sleepless night. i wonder what mind-numbing thing i can do to stop me thinking. chasing billy round the moat and jumping on the backs of the crocs whilst singing lily marlene comes to mind - if i knew the words.

thank you for your company all of you and i wish you all a very enjoyable rest of the evening. xxx

night queenie xx

[tonyav]

And it's G'night from me also, thanks for a lovely evening as usual , nungate.

[queenofmean]

good night Lady J :) xx