Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Evening all, and welcome back to Nungate Towers for the latest meeting of the Mad Over Fifties Club.
On tonight's agenda we are having an inflatable party down in the indoor swimming pool. Plant has spent today blowing up so many, inflatable toys (sorry no inflatable dolls) poor soul I fear he might not have enough puff left to serve our members this evening! The minstrels will again be taking their place in the Great Hall gallery, playing their customary selection of madrigals and fugues, while down by the pool, we have Troy Tempest and the Stingrays providing the music for the pool party and also for the Muckleflugga and Penge Formation drow.... oops Swimming Team.
Our hot plate special tonight is a sea food platter a melange of all sorts of
fish and shellfish (also available for those with an intense dislike of all things fishy, namely me, we have a delicious lasagne) on the pudding trolley tonight there is Sussex Pond pudding, with lashings of custard or whipped cream. Naturally, we also have everyone's favourites, volly vonts and canopies. The Tailcock tonight is the Little Mermaid, and intriguing concoction I think and right up there with some of the best efforts of our resident mixologist! For those members who prefer a less riotous time, rest assured, your needs have also been catered for. There are roaring fires in the Snug, the Games Room and also in the Library, where members are free to peruse the shelves and where they can also find the latest editions of all the popular magazines and periodicals, I believe we have just received the latest edition of Corn Plasterers Monthly.
For the rofl tonight I offer:
half a bag of John Innes No3 compost
a selection of broken flower pots
a jumble of tangled embroidery threads (thank you Teddy)
1 kitten in need of a good home .... (kidding! wouldn't part with him)

A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals


carriages at midnight

[DTCwordfan]

turbo-charged......?

[DaisyNonna]

Always been a fan of Custard the Dragon. Last I heard he was in a nice, safe cave.

[tonyav]

Yes DT, blown and injected !.

[Igor61]

It's called a quinsomething or other.

Don't let George read any poems, especially one where he's "mentioned"

[DaisyNonna]

May I meet George? Perhaps we could set up a drag on mail between us. Must be more reliable than Royal Mail.

[nungate]

That's a good idea Daisy, but it all depends on the mood he is in, like I said before he's very grumpy and often anti social, though if you catch him on a good day he can be very charming

[DTCwordfan]

well things are a little quite tonight, the wind and rains interfering with the carriages tonight - time for bunkering down and adding more weight to the duvet perhaps.

Tankya ta all and I'll be on ma bike, me thinks. A x to the gals.....

[DaisyNonna]

Why send an x to a unit of acceleration?
Tony Shall we try out the bananas? Must admit I like mine with bacon.

[nungate]

Goodnight DT. Sleep well

[tonyav]

G'night then, DT.

Bacon and banana Daisy !.
Yep, lets have a go then shall we, baggsy I drive the speed boat.

[nungate]

Tony I know our indoor pool is Olympic sized but a speed boat?

[queenofmean]

maybe its a 'toy' speedboat

[DaisyNonna]

Whatever. smiles indulgently

[tonyav]

Yes your right, nungate. I suppose the moat is out of the question ?.

[tonyav]

queenofmean
maybe its a 'toy' speedboat

Used to have one of those queenie, it sank !.

[queenofmean]

Tony, do you have anything that doesn't have a hole in it?

your rofl prize and a boat that sinks???

[tonyav]

Errrrrr no, not that I can think of queenie. It's been a bad week for leaks.

[DaisyNonna]

Why the obsession with speed? Slow but sure?

[nungate]

Must disappear for a few moments some domestic duties call I shall return anon.

[tonyav]

Okay then Daisy, slow but sure it is then, however can we ask nungate to turn the wave machine on then ?.