Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Greetings Earthlings, we come in pea........................ooops! Sorry wrong thread!

Good evening and welcome to Nungate Towers for this evening's meeting of the Mad Over Fifites Club.
On the hot plate tonight we have a delicious beef Stroganoff, with piles of fluffy white rice as an accompaniment. As always there will be piles of volly vonts and canopies (other nibbles are available) and on the pudding trolley Queenie has created a 4 four layer Ice Cream cake! (I'd like to say she'd sweated over it's creation but it is very difficult to "sweat" in our cold store!)
Tonights Tailcock is a delicious concoction "the Grand Prix" (to be sipped at your own risk!)
We have engaged the services of a new band for tonight's meeting, The Bee Stingers, I am assured that they are more than up to the task of providing our entertainment this evening, (the Minstrels have sadly found themselves locked in our local Bank and won't be out until Tuesday and The Tone Deafs have gone on a Tour of the Lofoten Islands and will not be back again until Thursday week) However, I've been told that the Bee Stingers have promised us their tribute to that Sixties' band the Swinging Blue Jeans!
Sadly the race track is out of commission this week as it is being resurfaced owing to pot holes. However, as usual the hot tub is bubbling away, the bar has (again) been restocked, the maze is open and the row boats have been
lined up for use down on the lake. There are all sorts of games set up out in the gardens here at the Towers and I am sure there will be something to appeal to all members of the MOFC. Our rofl will be drawn later, carriages have been ordered for midnight.

A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals

[mrs_overall]

Right I am going now as I have an early start.
Thank you for your hospitality
Night all xxx

[nungate]

come on......what's in the tin?

[Mammar]

Igor ! Yes, fascinating.
Me tin, Igor, me tin!

[Mammar]

Nite, nite, Mrs O. Not staying to see what's in the tin, then? X x

[nungate]

Goodnight Mrs O. Safe journey home

[tonyav]

Good night mrs o and Mammar.

[DaisyNonna]

The Congress Club springs to mind.
Igor, do tell.

[Igor61]

I have the tin opener......shall I do the honours?

[Mammar]

And I can't keep me eyes open any longer either.
Leave the tin till next time, Nungate, dear. Another week won't hurt and if it explodes from internal pressure, well, c'est la vie
Many thanks for a grand "do"
X x x x

[Igor61]

Oh Madame Daisy, that's about all I know. Madame just heard Auntie telling Mummy about what the "lady" did - she was a very pretty lady Madame says, she remembers her well - and she was still at school and helping out in Auntie's shop at weekends and the holidays. Auntie was really curious about the Handy Andies

[Mammar]

Oh go on, then. I'll prop the eyelids up with the cocktail sticks

[maggiebee]

Bugger, missed all the fun and frolics again. Story of my life!

[nungate]

Ok then? What's in the TIN!!!!

[tonyav]

Bloody hell, where ya bin, maggie ?.

[nungate]

Hey Maggie, have a quick one then?

Igor, can you fetch the drinks tray please?

[Mammar]

(Sobs with frustration)
The tin......the tin.....
I have to go......
Tone, you eat it for me, but if the contents are fizzing, don't! I ended up in hospickal once through eating fizzy food. It wasn't a nice experience.

[Mammar]

Gulp......sob......nite nite.

[nungate]

Oh dear, Mammar I shall make sure there is a tin of strawberries in the pantry just for you next week.

[tonyav]

Yikes, fizzy food, don't worry Mammar if it's fizzin I won't be eating it.

[tonyav]

Good night Mammar. x