Greetings to all members of the Mad Over Fifties Club as we all gather again for our weekly meeting.
Tonight Nungate Towers is pleased to offer you a wonderful Tailcock, The Nungate Noggin, a potent brew indeed! Our hot plate special tonight is my own recipe Steak Pie with all the usual trimmings (creamy mash, peas etc.) and on the pudding trolley a wonderful Lemon Meringue Pie and of course there will be the usual selection of volly vonts, and horses doovers.
For your delight and entertainment, the Minstrels will again be gracing the Gallery playing Madrigals and Toccattas, and as the meeting gets into full swing they will give their very own rendition of the Greatest Hits of the Bonzo Dog Doodah Band.............. Furthermore we have engaged the services of the Arctic Wrestling Federation who have promised us an exciting
few bouts of polar bear wrestling and walrus wanging! Such fun!
The Towers Offers for tonight's rofl:
a box of broken fairy lights
half a carton of buttered brazil nuts
a dozen mince pies (use by 10th December)
Queenie's old laptop (dead as the proverbial!)
Who knows what further delights are to be had this fine evening......Queenofmean has agreed to be the main hostess this evening as I have a few domestic chores to attend to but have no fear I shall be making an appearance as soon as I have organised the staff!
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter ....................
i've also brought more alcohol left over from xmas.....half a bottle of absinthe, same of vodka and bacardi. i'll leave them on the table for igor to organise and you lot to drink! x
Hey Icg, I hope you are well. I've more or less caught up with the "chores"
Queenie has been put to a small task (packing away the Christmas tree) while I have a brief rest. (goodness she's arguing with her Dad now - what have I started?)
excel....i would love that! specially if it is ryan. nungate...tidied my house earlier today. it is spotless save for the huge pile of clothes to be put on ebay. i've got to iron them first and that is definitely against my religion x
tone....i have several. i was a brownie, y'know.....until they kicked me out for misbehaving - it's a tradition i have kept up to the present day. do you wanna go down the bottom of the garden for a quickie with me? ;-)
Oh I never iron, Best beloved does his own and so does queenie, (she does mine too) I can't hold an iron at all well because of the arthritis. It is very agreeable! (I loathe ironing)